Up to the point you said "propane tank" ... but ... alas, not that. :)

HYEML on a hammock?

Tried once but the hammock was pretty flimsy.............. didn't end up well. :(


HYEML while watching the sunrise?

We have and it's wonderful.

HYEML outdoors in the rain?

Sorta, kinda. Gave it a go but it wasn't a very warm rain. Not too forgiving. :yikes:


HYEML out behind the local high school?

Nope, of course I was a little old for that by the time we moved here.

HYEML in a highway rest stop?

Nope, haven't tried that one.

HYEML while wearing a Halloween costume/mask?

hahaha.........NO!

HYEML up against a wall?

Started in that position but don't know that I've ever gone the whole time without moving it to the floor, a bed, couch or something.


HYEML in a state park?

Yep. Done that.

HYEML in your garage?

Nope, always something to shoot for though.


HYEML in the back of a U-Haul?

Nope.

HYEML four times in one day?

Yeah, there was a time. Seems like I'm extremely lucky if it's four times a year anymore though. :(


HYEML in the coat room at a dance hall?

Haven't done that one.

Have you ever made love while on a trip and stopped at a scenic overlook?

Nope, haven't accomplished that one.


HYEML while the Super Bowl was on TV?

I don't remember, but I don't think so. We have while some more sexy kinds of shows were on.

How about you, HYEML while watching TV?

Yep, even while the Cubs were on the tube. :yikes:


HYEML underneath a water tower?

Nope. Our water towers are all fenced in. :(

HYEML on a patio?

Nope, got a bad knee and I doubt it would hold up. LOL


HYEML during a neighborhood BBQ party, maybe snuck the spouse/S.O inside and tore one off?

Haven't done that one.

HYEML in a fantasy suite at one of those fantasy hotels (BTW, there's one in Muscatine ;) )

Nope i havent....do they have an Orli room *LOL*

WYEML on the beach during the day?

Can't say that I have, but it does sound tempting.

HYEML in the snow?

In the back of a Suburban while it was snowing was as close as I've come to that one.


HYEML online?

Nope ... except for the playful flirting type stuff here at Pixies.

HYEML and got a sunburn doing so?

Yep, in the back seat of a convertible. Was worth it though. :D


HYEML while you were washing your car at an automatic car wash?

Nope, but it does sound like fun. (My luck, though, it'd run off the track and the owner would come running to help and catch us with ... well ... our pants down. :(

HYEML on a farm?

Yep, the old farmer's daughter in the barn thing. And I even lived to tell about it. :D



HYEML in a helicopter? (I think that would be tough but possible.)

Nope. Never been in a helicopter. :(

HYEML while talking on the telephone?

Yes


HYEML inside of a car in front of a church?

Yep *he says as he hangs his head in shame*


HYEML at the bowling alley?

Well I guess I will hang my head in shame to. :)

Well I made out at a bowling alley.


HYEML on the couch while your mom is sleeping her bed?

yes

hyeml in a walk in freezer?

oooooooh nope, never done that. I'm thinking that would make "Little IowaMan" even smaller. Can't be having that.


HYEML in a high school gym?

yeah ummm, lets not talk about that...

hyeml in your s/o's parents house?

Yup, but never felt comfortable doing it.


HYEML to a Pixies member?

You bet I have, and I'm planning to do so again when he gets home tonight!

Have you ever made love (I'm talking oral now) with Pop Rocks in your mouth?

Nope can't say I've tried that one. Sounds interesting though. Had a girlfriend who liked to have me use Twizzlers on/in her though. :D


HYEML in a bus?

Only if you call getting BJ lol


HYEML in a Porsche?

Yup, in my future brother in law's when he let me borrow it way back when. I think it was a 944, does that sound right? Not very roomy that's for sure. :rofl:


HYEML at a county fair?

Nope, but how about after we got home FROM the county fair ... now, that's a different question. :boink:

HYEML on a bridge?

Not on one but beneath one on a riverbank a couple of times.

HYEML in a grotto?