I always wanted to be a cashier at a fast food restaurant.

I'm so looking forward to finding out who gets my liver after I croak, and the authorities notice I'm an organ donor.

I love another mandatory weekend of work.

I think I'm going to buy a yellow VW Karmann Ghia and make Lilith jealous. Hee Hee.

I don't enjoy tv anymore.

I think I'm going to take a vow of celibacy.

I'm enjoying being alone.

Masturbation is so much more fun than real sex.

I enjoy paying rent all the time.

I just love dealing with insurance companies.

I can't wait for another fun and exciting day at work.

I have no idea how I'm going to handle another day of nothing but sex in bed.

I seem to be having more fun without sex.

Sex is too much work to be fun.

One can never get enough non sex days.