~slipping in below you before anyone else can~

I can do without the story if you like

The person below me wants to sunbathe naked on a rock next to a waterfall

we must be rolling around on the bed;) but I think you just want to catch me naked on a rock sunbathing near a waterfall:p

~the person below me needs to go to confession......really bad~

~lol~ Not me, my religion is Jedi ~lmao~

The person below me masturbates while listening to Puccini

How did you know I havent been in years...

The person below me needs some extra fireworks today to keep them happy.

I'm sorry my eye sight is horrid...did you say masturbates with a zuchini???????????

~the person below me's head is bobbing up and down cause I am giggling so hard.....they are feeling seasick~

Well, I was hoping that was YOUR head bobbing up & down...& what I'm feeling ain't seasick...

The person below me is lookin forward to some homemade ice cream & some fireworks...

That would be me. Homemade is the only way to eat ice-cream. And as for the fire-works, I see them year-round :)

The person below me had a great 4th. of July.......

yes, as a matter of fact I did have a great 4th of July...

The person below me has loved someone so much that it has hurt.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me :D :D

The person below me thought the lid was up :D

hey that way there is not chance of falling in

the person below me thinks firecrackers are for bed

That should liven things up a bit...not to mention wake up the neighboors :)

The person below me is very horny right now....

oh look, right under my desk, Hand Cream

The person below me likes to try new positions

You name it, I'll try it :)

The person below me is head-over-heels in love.....

Yes, it's true. Sometimes head over heels. Sometimes other positions :D.

The person below is getting ready to go to a movie today!

I'm going to a movie with my new girlfriend to celebrate getting a new job!!!

The person below me likes to cuddle...