#1640- Bored again.....

#1641- So like...I know we put a good dent in our quota today...give us a status update PF...how are we doing?

1642

Hi Steph!

1644

Hi Eliza!

#1645
 

You are doing absolutely WONDERFUL today.:D They are silky red ones and I can see a small wet spot………….. :p:p
OH!:( You wanted data about the 10 ^6 thread. (sorry about that:o)



At the official end of the day we had a total of 1639 posts and 176 for the day.:)

At this total average rate, we will complete our task in 18 years and 4.6 months. But if we could keep today’s rate as our average, we’d be finished in 15 years, 6.6 months.:D

Re: #1645
 

I knew I felt someone lookin up my skirt...PF..how did you know?? and the little wet spot just keeps getting bigger!

Wow we are really improving on our original 30 year projection! Go us!

Eliza

Eliza

#1647 I think...it's late and I can't see straight anymore...going to bed! Night all!

Eliza

#1648
 

The story of my dreams! :p:p




And the story of my luck.:(

#1649 - goodmoaning everyone another day at the office not much happening today.......wish it was yesterday again we had two lovely policewomen in the office taking a statement about the breakin over the weekend.............mmmmmmmmmmmmm women in uniforms :D:D

1650

Great day so far

1651


goodmorning all!

#1652 - I'm bored already been at work almost an hour I think I need a bacon sandwich to give me the strength required to make it through the morning :D:D

1653 - one bacon sandwich coming up, Fussy - brown sauce or tommy?

#1654 - has to be tommy !!! and it was yummy........I managed to find a nice little cake too ahhh breakfast!

#1655 - actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers....

"Please move all baggage away from the doors (Pause..) Please move ALL belongings away from the doors (Pause...) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train - put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e sideways"

1656 - I knew there was some reason I preferred travelling by pushbike!

1657 - Incidentally, at the rate we are responding to this thread, we should reach the one million replies mark on or about 7 July 2021. Is it too early to think about booking somewhere for the celebration party?

1658

morning...

#1659~Walt Disney Studios used Marilyn Monroe's figure as a model for Tinkerbelle.

#1660~Marie Antoinette and Jayne Mansfield shared the same bust size.

1661
 

1661 - how the fuck did you find that out, Karaoke Girl?

#1662~You might be surprised at my sources, GusAspar. :D

Re: #1648
 

Aaaw...PF...a girls gotta keep up her strength. Bright eyed and bushy tailed now though! Morning all!

Eliza

#1664-

#1663~The first U.S. billionaire was John D. Rockerfeller.

#1664~The most widely-played card game in the world is solitaire.

#1665~An African camel only has one hump.

#1666~Woody Guthrie wrote over 1,000 songs, including "This Land is Your Land."

#1667~The most popular form of suicide among American males is firearms.

#1668~John F. Kennedy Airport sits on a 5,000-acre landfill at the head of Jamaica Baay, near New York City.

#1669~Ivanov is the most common Russian surname.

#1670~Princess Anne was the only female athlete at the 1976 Summer Olympics *not* given a sex test.

1671 - One should never shoot themselves in the ass of a rabbit

1672

sex without pain is like a day without sunshine:sun:

#1673 - actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers....cont....

" Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction".

1674

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

#1675 - and more......

"Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors."

1676

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.

1677

Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".