Nope. Sounds almost kinky doesn't it?

HYEML inside a school?

Once in a classroom at college.


HYEML in a dressing room at a shopping mall?





And yep, the grotto sounds kinky. Was always tempted to do so at the one on the St. Ambrose campus but never had the guts.

Nope. Be my luck that the clerk would stop and ask, "Is everything okay there?" :yikes:

HYE(started to)ML when your partner was sleeping?

Yep, it was like Russian Roulette, didn't know if I would end up getting slapped or rewarded. :D


HYEML with your spouse/S.O. while someone was waiting in their car outside to drive you to the airport?

Nope.

HYEML in a swimming pool?

I was going to say yes but now that I think of it I don't think we actually "did it" in the pool. Just got things all ready to go, so to speak. :D


HYEML while eating breakfast?

You mean the making love wasn't the breakfast? :yikes:

Actually, I think we've done the before and after but not the during. :)

HYEML from a scenic overview while on a trip?

Nope, not actually made love. Took a trip once to the NE part of Iowa with a girlfriend once to look at the leaves along the Mississippi and I went down on her while at a scenic outlook stop though. I think the view I got was much better than the colorful leaves. :D


HYEML outside the Tastee Freeze (or even a Dairy Queen)?

Nope but not to far down the street.


HYEML in your sisters presence?

Not actually made love but as a teenager there was lots of "under the blanket messing around" with my girlfriend while my sister was in the room with us.


HYEML in a college dorm room with your roomate present?

Nope.

HYEML while acting out a fantasy?

Oh yeah, and there's definitely a few more I'd like to try. :hot:


HYEML while the family pet(s) were in the room?

Yep. Done that ... but while they watched, they didn't seem terribly interested.

HYEML during a football game?

Not while I was either playing in or attending one in person but while watching on the tube, yep. I remember looking up and seeing Doug Williams throw a TD pass against the Broncos in a Super Bowl right at the moment of climax. SCORE!!! :roflmao:


HYEML with the video camera pointed at you and recording?

Long time ago. Not even sure that we still ahve that ol' video recorder anymore. (And if we do, no doubt the battery is long since dead. :( )

Have you ever made love on New Year's Eve?

Yes I have.

HYEML in a car going down the road?

Yup, but it was a long time ago. Damn tough to drive. :eek:


HYEML in a car with T-tops just to see if you could get footprints on the insides of them?

Can't say that I've done that.

HYEML crossing a desert?

Hmmmmm...I don't *think* so, although I did spend a lot of time in the desert when I lived in southern California. I know I've been *topless* in the desert, well, a national park to be more specific. ;)

Have you ever made love outside on a balcony/deck?

Nope, not actually out on the deck. Left the sliding doors open a time or two and made love just inside the apartment on the floor but never out on the deck.


HYEML on a waterbed?

Yes, but it's been a long, long time.

Have you ever made love in a cabin?

Yep. Done that several times beginning with our honeymoon right up to just a few years ago in Wisconsin and again at a naturisst resort in Michigan. :)

HYEML on a chaise lounge chair?

Nope, gave it a thought many a time while at the beaches in California but never actually tried it.


HYEML on a train?

Nope. Don't think I've taken any long train rides (or had a berth in a Pullman car) for many, many years ... since I was just a young boy, in fact.

HYEML blindfolded?

Just for a little bit. I got sort of freaked out because the girl had a cat and the damn thing had jumped onto the bed with us and was pawing at my chest. :yikes:


HYEML while cooking dinner?

Been a while, but yep, done that. :)

HYEML in an alley?

Nope, can't say that I've tried that one.


HYEML on a mattress that was so brand new it was still sealed in the factory plastic?

No, I think we've always unwrapped our mattresses first. :)

HYEML where one of you was securely tied to the bed frame?

No, not tied. ;)


HYEML in a hotel shower?

Yep. Done that.

HYEML at a drive-in movie?

Nope, I've never done that. Lots of messing around but never actually made love.


HYEML in a recliner?

Yes it can be real intersting at times


HYEML with someone watching?

A couple of dogs and a few cats over the years but never another person.

HYEML on a porch swing?

No I don't think so.


HYEML in your boss's office?

Well....... sort of. It wasn't technically my boss. She was my professor in graduate school. Right there on the leather couch in her office. WOW!!!
(and yes, I would've gotten the "A" in the class even without having that happen)


HYEML on a blanket at a picnic?

No specifically at a picnic.

HYEML in your car while parked on a side road.

Yeah, but only a couple of times.

HYEML while there was a party going on elsewhere in the house?

nope... don't recall ever doing that

HYEML in a cave while watching sailboats cruise by?

Good morning, Coaster!

No, I've not done that, but I'll put it on my "to do" list!

Have you ever made love under a blanket at the beach while people were around?

NO... have you, you lucky dog???? :D
I have ML up against a tree just off the beach once!

HYEML (or oral) at a cinema?