And I'll show you someone with a green thumb.

Show me a beautiful pregnant lady and I'll show you.....

...someone willing to take photographic evidence of it. :)

Show me someone with love in her heart...

... and I'll show you someone who knows what's important in life.

Show me someone who likes to play in the rain ...

and I'll show you someone who knows how to have simple fun

show me a nice glass of red wine

...and I'll show you some 7-Up, so I can make a wine spritzer.

Show me someone feeling like a third wheel...

and I'll show you someone who needs a S/O of their own.




Show me a person who gets no sex at home.........

...and I'll show you someone tempted to take it on the road.

Show me someone with a bad attitude...

... and I'll show you someone who needs some loving.

Show me a crying child ...

and I'll show you a loving parent

show me a crappy football team

... and I'll show you a struggling fan base.

Show me a person with the seat of their pants split open ...

...AND ILL SHOW YOU A MOTHER WITH A NEEDLE...

SHOW ME A MAN WITH SEX ON THE BRAIN...

and I'll show you a man that likes head!

Show me a woman with very large breast and.........

I'll show you a guy who likes to slide his cock between them

show me a woman with an accent

and I'll show you a man trying to pick-up a foreign lady.

Show me a man with a 12" cock.......

and I'll show you a guy trying to impress a woman

show me a roomful of naked people