Guilty...

I am going to the shower in a few minutes.

not guilty

I'm watching ferris bueller right now

False..am relaxing but am warm...should I have answered both true and false..

Going to make dinner in a few min...

not guilty...already ate...

Getting very sleepy...

Not guilty.

I'm shopping around for a new toy.

not guilty

I should be shopping around for a new toy

I can always use new toys....so yes, guilty

I have met someone that makes me happy.

guilty

I need a partner to toy shop with

Nah, I'd rather do it alone--I giggle too much with partners.

I recently went to a toy shop

Guilty, but only for my own amusement not the amusement of others..

I am going to a birthday party in a few minutes...

Not guilty

I am missing a loved one.

yep.... hope he returns safely..

I had a great day!

FALSE!

I'm not expecting better tomorrow

Guilty.

I'm impatiently awaiting the arrival of a package.

Not guilty...it already arrived :)


I have to go to a funeral this week.

Not guilty.

I am very horny tonight.

guilty


I have insomnia.

nope

I got very little sleep last night

guilty

I have a meeting in a hour

nope not today


Am having a relaxing evening

Yes, for a bit

People piss me off.

Very guilty.

I oftentimes get viewed as a bitch.

I dont think so...I would hate it if I did.

I keep my feelings bottled up.

Guilty.

I enjoy looking at other people's avatars.

Guilty

I prefer to see a man half dressed.

Guilty!

I get cranky if I don't get time alone.

guilty, but not too cranky

i get cranky when i am hungry

No, I don't really think so. Haven't noticed

I had a great orgasm this week.

Guilty! :)

I'm jealous of pigs and their 30-minute orgasms. :)

Guilty

I love to tease

Not guilty...

I love to be teased.

Guilty! Until I can't take it any more!

Co-workers bug the living shit out of me sometimes.

Guilty!

I have a solid group of other co-workers to bitch to about it.

not guilty - the coworkers are usually the cause of the bitching

I am thinking about another line of work

At times.

I have an aching for something really sweet.

awwww - you're too kind.....

I have a back ache