I'm NOT going to attempt taking sassee's bra off her AV!

I am believing that! :D

I just read a story "Just Came Home and it didn't turn me on at all. ;)

Heee heee, see the old veterans can still get the crowd on their feet.
Or in my bed Ms IWM.
My lie: I come here for the articles.

That didn't make me laugh.

Ah yes, uncontrollable laughing. Always the response I like to induce in women. Did he make you cum? No, but I slapped my knee a hundred times.

I am not looking forward to tomorrow

I love being a mom more then anything else on Earth.

I'm playing point guard for Duke in the NCAA basketball tournament.

I love the way my body looks.

I wish April 15th came every day of the year so we could pay taxes more frequently.

I hate being horny

lol me too!!!

I dont know what to do about it

i don't want to know what your doing!!

I sure hope Bradley doesn't beat Memphis tonight.

I took care of myself today.

I looove Psychology quizzes.

I didn't dream of anything sexy last night.

I'm a vegan!

I sure wish my DVD order hadn't come yesterday.

I LOVE nightmares when I'm sleeping.

I love watching him become annoyed with tech support.

The tree men arriving late and screwing up my day made me happy today.

I'm so sad that we are going out all alone tonight.

I hate flirting

I love not getting down to business.

I haven't had any fun here today

I don't think I want pizza for supper.

I just love all the free time I have lately and getting to Pixies isn't the first thing I do when I get to surf on line

I hate getting new sex toys that keep me up half the night!

I much prefer cold coffee in the morning.

I don't like Sal's new AV

I'm so bored today

My pussy is so dry at the moment.

I didn't just get up from a nap.

Dang, I wish it was hours till bedtime for the wee ones.

I'm glad I have to call it a night now.

I am so damn excited I get to go workout in a few minutes!!

Six orgasms in the last 24 hours is such a drag.........