... and I'll show you a party about to happen.

Show me a clear blue sky ...

and I'll show you a beautiful day

show me a lunar eclipse

... and I'll show you a person outdoors on a cool fall night. :D

Show me a nudist resort ...

and I'll show you a guy with binoculars peering in

show me a women's shower room

...and I'll show you someplace with a high-powered head.

Show me a man shaving...

and I'll show you a woman who has complained about whisker rash.


Show me a woman who hates a beard.

...and I'll show you a woman willing to make an exception.


Show me a man who had a weekend at the flea market...

and I'll show you a man who's had a good time bargain hunting.


Show me a woman who travels a lot.

...and I'll show you a woman who sees her SO on the weekends.

Show me a couple holding hands wherever they go...

...and I'll show you a couple that is in love, or at least one of them is.

Show me a couple who buys adult toys...

...and I'll show you a couple who has to stop to buy an 8-pack of batteries on the way home. :D

Show me someone whose feelings are easily hurt...

LOL IAKG.

... and I'll show you someone who tends not to be happy.

Show me a person who is excited when they see their so/spouse ...

and I'll show you someone with a good relationship.

Show me someone who is satisfied and.........

... I'll show you someone who can sleep peacefully.

Show me a shiny car ...

and I'll show you a proud owner

show me a diamond ring