Into nookie slides everyman's raunchy thoughts (although we should try to keep it to five letters :) )

MOUSE

Mice Often Upend Seed Everywhere.:hair:

UPSET

Usually Pixies suck everything tasty.

TASTY

Texguy, A Sexy Trucker, Yay!

TRUCK

That rascal untied Chieko's kimono.

JAPAN

Jason Ate Pussy At Nashville.

TIMES

The innovators made everything sexy.

LUCKY

Look Under Carole's Knickers, Yeah!

CAROL

Chuck always relishes Olive's licking.

CHUCK

Could Hide Under Cherie's Knockers

UNDER

Underwear never does excite Rachel.

NEVER

Naughty Evelyn Viewed Erections Regularly

VIEWS

Visiting indians enjoy wanton sex

ENJOY

Eager ninjas jostled over you

PFTRA

Penis Flavour Tastes Really Awesome.

TASTE