fool


I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.
Jean Baptiste Molière

what can I say I've been used as a quote now but real I can tkae credit for it a frined of mine used to say

Educated

Democracy means goverment by the uneducated ,
while aristocracy means goverment by the badly educated.

G.K. Chesterton

Democracy


"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. "
- Irving Kristol

Opportunity

There is no security in this life .
There is only opportunity .

Douglas MacArthur

Life

Life! Don't talk to me about life!
I'm so depressed I could expectorate,
My moving parts are in a solid state,
I want to rust in peace, switch off and lie,
In that great junk yard in the sky.


--Marvin's poem (marvin the paranoid android)

depressed

My friends are so depressed
I feel the question
Of your loneliness
Confide
Cause I'll be on your side
You know I will, you know I will

~ Red Hot Chili Peppers

Friends

Run your mouth when I'm not around, it's easy to achieve.
You cry to weak friends that sympathize.
Can you hear the violins playing your song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

~Pantera

Achieve

To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die .

Marquis de Vauvenargues

great

"Don't dwell on reality; it will only keep you from greatness."
-Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.

Reality

The whole of art is an appeal to a reality which is not without us but in our minds.

Desmond MacCarthy

reality

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow.

~ T. S. Eliot

We're running with the shadows of the night...

Pat Benetar

night

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. ~Bette Midler

Dress

A sweet disorder in the dress
Kindles in clothes a wantonness.

Robert Herrick

clothes

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain

naked

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
-- CS Lewis

naked

a pretty girl who naked is
is worth a million statues.

~ e. e. cummings

Naked

If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie? ~ Shannen Doherty

invent

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Sex

Sex between a man & a woman can be wonderful -
provided you get between the right man & the right woman .

Woody Allen

woman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~Sam Levenson

child

It's funny how when were children, all we want to do is grow up, but when we're older and grown up, we wish the world was as simple and innocent as it were when we were a child.
Tim Hussar

Children

It was no wonder that people were so horrible
when they started life as children.

Kingsley Amis

people

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

Anne Tyler

advice

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor. ~Sam Ewing

advice

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but want a different one.
C. Lacey

different

I emerged from the woods that day into a different world, an adult world, where memories of first love linger, but summers always end. ~Tim Madigan (The Love I'll Never Forget)

world

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Walter Winchell

walks

For neither man nor angel can discern Hypocrisy -- the only evil that walks invisible. ~John Milton

evil

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

caught

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ~Woody Allen

god

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

penis

Men crave sex, that's how we are. It's why the penis is shaped like a compass needle. ~Peter McNichol in Ally McBeal

sex


The real mass media are basically trying to divert people. Let them do something else, but don’t bother us (us being the people who run the show). Let them get interested in professional sports, for example. Let everybody be crazed about professional sports or sex scandals or the personalities and their problems or something like that. Anything, as long as it isn’t serious.
Noam Chomsky

sex

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic...

~ Woody Allen

thing

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women. ~Scott Adams

satisfying

But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so satisfying
There's no map
And a compass
Wouldn't help at all
Human behaviour...

~ Björk

human

The strongest human instinct is to impart information. The second strongest is to resist it.
Scottish author Kenneth Grahame

resist


You have ravished me away by a Power I cannot resist; and yet I could resist till I saw you; and even since I have seen you I endeavored often "to reason against the reasons of my Love."


John Keats

Love


I wandered of the idol, Love, who daily scents his snowy wings with incense of burnt offerings from the most unpolluted things.

Edgar Allen Poe