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Violent Femmes - Country Death Song
I had me a wife, I had me some daughters. I tried so hard, I never knew still waters. Nothing to eat and nothing to drink. Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think. Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think. Well, I'm a thinkin and thinkin, till there's nothin I ain't thunk. Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk. It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind. I started making plans to kill my own kind. I started making plans to kill my own kind. Come little daughter," I said to the youngest one, Put your coat on, we'll have some fun. We'll go out to mountains, the one to explore. Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door. Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door. Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns. We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caverns. We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caves. Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves. Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves. A led her to a hole, a deep black well. I said "make a wish, make sure and not tell and Close you?re eyes dear, and count to seven. You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven. You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven. I gave her a push, I gave her a shove. I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love. I through my child into a bottomless pit. She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit. She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit. Gather round boys to this tale that I tell. You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell? It's guarenteed to get your own place in hell. Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well. Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well. Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart. You wanna know what can really tear you apart? I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain? I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame. |
Blue Rodeo - Bad Timing
Hey it's me what a big surprise Calling you up from a restaurant Around the bend Just got in from way up North I'm aching tired now And I could use a friend Might be a fool To think that you do Want to see me again I Know it's been awhile since I talked to you Nothing wrong Just nothing ever goes as planned Many times I thought I'd call Didn't have your number in my hand I know it's true You'd never do The same thing to me I never meant to make you cry And though I know I shouldn't call It just reminds us of the cost Of everything we've lost Bad timing that's all And maybe soon there'll come a day When no more tears will fall We each forgive a little bit And we both look back on it As just bad timing that's all Used to have so many plans Something always seemed to turn out wrong Never could catch up to you Moving on and doing all you've done I don't know why The harder I try The harder it comes I never meant to make you cry And though I know I shouldn't call It just reminds us of the cost Of everything we've lost Bad timing that's all And maybe soon there'll come a day When no more tears will fall We each forgive a little bit And we both look back on it Just bad timing that's all We each forgive a little bit And we both look back on it Just bad timing that's all |
Doesn't take much to make me happy
and make me smile with glee Never never will I feel discouraged Cause our love's no mystery Demonstrating love and affection That you give so openly yeah I like the way ya make me about you baby Want the whole wide world to see Whoa whoa, you got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you've got the best of my love Goin' in and out of changes The kind that come around each day My life has a better meaning Love has kissed me in a beautiful way And oh yea (my love, my love) oh yea (my love, my love) Oh you got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you've got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you've got the best of my love Whoa whoa, you've got the best of my love Demonstrating sweet love and affection That you give so openly yeah The way I feel about ya baby can't explain it Want the whole wide world to see Ohhh but in my heart You're all I need You for me and me for you ohhh, it's growin' every day ooooh ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh you've got the best of my love ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh you've got the best of my love ohhh, givin' you the best of my love my love ohh my love ohhh, givin' you the best of my love my love ohh oh yeah ohhh, oh oh oh oh oh you've got the best of my love |
Ordinary People~john legend...i heard this kid on gma this morning....such an amazing talent!
Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss then we make up on the way I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second chances Though it's not a fantasy I Still want you to stay We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow Take it slow Maybe we'll live and learn Maybe we'll crash and burn Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave, maybe you'll return Maybe another fight Maybe we won't survive But maybe we'll grow We never know baby youuuu and I We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Heyyy) We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow |
I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along |
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights
Trying to keep it clear but I'm losing it here to the twilight There's a dead end to my left, there's a burning bush to my right You aren't in sight, you aren't in sight Do you want me...like I want you...or am I standing still Beneath the darkened sky or am I standing still With the scenery flying by or am I standing still Out of the corner of my eye, was that you passing me by Mothers on the stoop, boys in souped-up coupes on this hot summer night Between fight and flight is the blind man's sight and a choice that's right I roll the window down, feel like I'm gonna drown in this strange town I feel broken down...I feel broken down Do you need me...like I need you or am I standing still Beneath the darkened sky or am I standing still With the scenery flying by or am I standing still Out of the corner of my eye, was that you passing me by Sweet sorrow, she said call tomorrow Sweet sorrow, she said call tomorrow Do you want me...like I want you...or am I standing still Beneath the darkened sky or am I standing still With the scenery flying by or am I standing still Out of the corner of my eye, was that you passing me by |
Lovesong, The Cure
Whenever I’m alone with you you make me feel Like I am home again whenever I’m alone with You you make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I’m alone with you you make me feel Like I am young again whenever I’m alone with You you make me feel like I am fun again However far away I will always love you however Long I stay I will always love you whatever Words I say I will always love you I will always Love you Whenever I’m alone with you you make me feel Like I am free again whenever I’m alone with You you make me feel like I am clean again However far away I will always love you however Long I stay I will always love you whatever Words I say I will always love you I will always Love you |
Zaphod Beeblebrox
He's the guy you want to vote for When you get into that voting booth Put an 'X' next to his name Zaphod Beeblebrox for President! Building bridges between the stars! In no way is he stupid, oh no, In no way is his brain impaired, it's just not true! He's smarter than you, And he's better looking too! Zaphod Beeblebrox Has the longest hair of any candidate And he has the coolest shades And his teeth are white as snow.... So lets elect him president! Building bridges between the stars! Don't believe the rumors, oh no, Don't believe those vicious lies! They're just not true! He's smarter than you, And he's better looking too! (Zaphod speech) "Listen, I just wanna say, you know Whatever presidents say, you know, Things like, the names of people, and uh, Freedom, and I don't know, Democracy, stuff like that!" (cheers) Zaphod Beeblebrox for President! Building bridges between the stars! In no way is he stupid, no no! In no way is his brain impaired, it's just not true! He's smarter than you, and he's better looking too! |
Rainbow connection
Why are there so many Songs about rainbows And what’s on the other side Rainbow’s are visions They’re only illusions And rainbows have nothing to hide So we’ve been told and some chose to Believe it But I know they’re wrong wait and see Someday we’ll find it The rainbow connection The lovers, the dreamers and me Who said that every wish Would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that And someone believed it And look what it’s done so far What’s so amazing That keeps us star gazing What so we think we might see Someday we’ll find it That rainbow connection The lovers the dreamers and me All of us under it’s spell We know that it’s probably magic Have you been half asleep And have you heard voices I’ve heard them calling my name Are these the sweet sounds that called The young sailors I think they’re one and the same I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it There’s something that I’m supposed to be Someday we’ll find it The rainbow connection The lovers, the dreamers and me |
for lilith.... :D
alice cooper~school's out! Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Well we got no class And we got no principles And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Out for summer Out till fall We might not go back at all School's out forever School's out for summer School's out with fever School's out completely |
YAY FOR AMERICAN IDOL SONGS :jump:
Artist: DESTINY'S CHILD Song: Emotion It's over and done but the heartache lives on inside And who's the one you're clinging to instead of me tonight? And where are you now, now that I need you? Tears on my pillow wherever you go I'll cry me a river that leads to your ocean You never see me fall apart In the words of a broken heart it's just emotion taking me over Caught up in sorrow lost in the song but if you don't come back Come home to me, darling don't you know there's nobody left in this world tohold me tight nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight Goodnight, goodnight I'm there at your side, I'm part of all the things you are But you've got a part of someone else You've got to find your shining star And where are you now, now that I need you? Tears on my pillow wherever you go I'll cry me a river that leads to your ocean You never see me fall apart In the words of a broken heart it's just emotion taking me over Caught up in sorrow lost in the song but if you don't come back Come home to me, darling don't you know there's nobody left in this world tohold me tight nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight Goodnight, goodnight And where are you now, now that I need you? Tears on my pillow wherever you go I'll cry me a river that leads to your ocean You never see me fall apart In the words of a broken heart it's just emotion taking me over Caught up in sorrow lost in the song but if you don't come back Come home to me, darling don't you know there's nobody left in this world tohold me tight nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight Goodnight, goodnight |
Christina Aguilera
Reflection (from Disney's Mulan) Look at me I will never pass for a perfect bride; or a perfect daughter, Can it be, I'm not meant to play to play this part, Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart. Who is that girl I see, Staring straight, back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Somehow I cannot hide Who I am, though I've tried, When will my reflection show, who I am inside? When will my reflection show who I am inside? |
Artist: When In Rome Lyrics
Song: The Promise Lyrics If you need a friend, don't look to a stranger, You know in the end, I'll always be there. And when you're in doubt, and when you're in danger, Take a look all around, and I'll be there. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me, I promise, I promise you I will. When your day is through, and so is your temper, You know what to do, I'm gonna always be there. Sometimes if I shout, it's not what's intended. These words just come out, with no gripe to bear. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me, I promise, I promise you... I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) And if I had to walk the world, that make you fall for me, I promise you, I promise you I will. I gotta tell ya, I need to tell ya, I gotta tell ya, I gotta tell yaaaa ... I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me, I promise you, I promise you... I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) And if I have to walk the world to make you fall for me, I promise you, I promise you I will ... I will... I will... I will... |
I Will Remember You, by sarah mclachlan
I will remember you Will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories Remember the good times that we had? I let them slip away from us when things got bad How clearly I first saw you smilin’ in the sun Wanna feel your warmth upon me, I wanna be the one I will remember you Will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories I’m so tired but I can’t sleep Standin’ on the edge of something much too deep It’s funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word We are screaming inside, but we can’t be heard But I will remember you Will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories I’m so afraid to love you, but more afraid to loose Clinging to a past that doesn’t let me choose Once there was a darkness, deep and endless night You gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light And I will remember you Will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories And I will remember you Will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories Weep not for the memories |
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
He called her on the road From a lonely cold hotel room Just to hear her say I love you one more time But when he heard the sound Of the kids laughing in the background He had to wipe away a tear from his eye A little voice came on the phone Said "Daddy when you coming home" He said the first thing that came to his mind I'm already there Take a look around I'm the sunshine in your hair I'm the shadow on the ground I'm the whisper in the wind I'm your imaginary friend And I know I'm in your prayers Oh I'm already there She got back on the phone Said I really miss you darling Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright Wish I was in your arms Lying right there beside you But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight And I'll gently kiss your lips Touch you with my fingertips So turn out the light and close your eyes I'm already there Don't make a sound I'm the beat in your heart I'm the moonlight shining down I'm the whisper in the wind And I'll be there until the end Can you feel the love that we share Oh I'm already there We may be a thousand miles apart But I'll be with you wherever you are I'm already there Take a look around I'm the sunshine in your hair I'm the shadow on the ground I'm the whisper in the wind And I'll be there until the end Can you feel the love that we share Oh I'm already there Oh I'm already There |
This song has never meant more to me than it does right now.....not sure who wrote it but it's an all-time classic.
All my bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm standing here outside your door I hate to wake you up to say goodbye But the dawn is breakin' This early mornin' The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn Already I'm so lonesome I could cry So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe I hate to go I... There's so many times I've let you down So many times I've played around I tell you now They don't mean a thing Every place I go, I think of you Every song I sing, I sing for you When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe I hate to go Now the time has come to leave you One more time Let me kiss you Close your eyes I'll be on my way Dream about the days to come When I won't have to leave alone About the time when I don't have to say... Oh, kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe I hate to go I'm leaving on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe I hate to go |
On Your Porch ~ The Format
I was on your porch The smoke sank into my skin So I came inside to be with you And we talked all night About everything you could imagine Cuz come the morning I'll be gone And as our eyes start to close I turn to you and I let you know That I love you My dad was sick My mom she cared for him Her love it nursed him back to life And me I ran I couldn't even look at him For fear I'd have to say goodbye And as I start to leave He grabs me by the shoulder And he tells me What's left to lose? You've done enough And if you fail, well then you fail But not to us And these last three years I know they've been hard But now it's time to get out of the desert And into the sun Even if it's alone So now here I sit In a hotel off of Sunset While my thoughts bounce off Of Sam's guitar And that's the way it's been Ever since we were kids But now, now we've got something to prove And I, I can see their eyes But tell me something Can they see mine? Cuz what's left to lose? I've done enough And if I fail, well then I fail But I gave it a shot And these last three years I know they've been hard But now it's time to get out of the desert And into the sun Even if it's alone I was on your porch last night The smoke it sank into my skin |
The Beatles
Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road Why don't we do it in the road No one will be watching us Why don't we do it in the road |
Talking Heads~
And she was lying in the grass And she could hear the highway breathing And she could see a nearby factory She's making sure she is not dreaming See the lights of a neighbor's house Now she's starting to rise Take a minute to concentrate And she opens up her eyes The world was moving she was right there with it and she was The world was moving she was floating above it and she was and she was And she was drifting through the backyard And she was taking off her dress And she was moving very slowly Rising up above the earth Moving into the universe And she's drifting this way and that Not touching the ground at all And she's up above the yard The world was moving she was right there with it and she was (Hey, hey) The world was moving she was floating above it and she was Hey, hey, hey She was proud about it... no doubt about it She isn't sure about what she's done No time to think about what to tell him No time to think about what she's done And she was Hey hey, hey hey, hey! And she was looking at herself And things were looking like a movie She had a pleasant elevation She's moving out in all directions Oh, oh oh Hey hey hey (repeated..) The world was moving she was right there with it and she was Hey, woo hoo The world was moving she was floating above it and she was Hey, hey Joining the world of missing persons and she was Missing enough to feel all right and she was Ha ha And she was |
fish heads
by barnes and barnes ***************** Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm In the morning Laughing, happy Fish Heads In the evening Floating in the soup Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm Ask a Fish head Anything you want to They won't answer They can't talk Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm I took a Fish head Out to see a movie Didn't have to pay To get it in Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm They can't play baseball They don't wear sweaters They're not good dancers They don't play drums Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm Rolly polly Fish heads Are never seen drinking Cappacino in Italian restaurants With Oriental women...Yeah Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm... (Yummm) Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm Fish heads, Fish heads Rolly polly Fish heads Fish heads, Fish heads Eat them up, Yummm YEAH!!!!!!!!! |
Kiss me deadly - Lita Ford
Went to a party last saturday night didn't get laid i got in a fight uh-huh it ain't no big thing Late for my job and the traffic was bad had to borrow 10 bucks from my old man uh-huh it ain't no big thing but I know what I like I know I like dancing with you and I know what you like I know you like dancing with me oh yeah CHORUS: kiss me once kiss me twice come on pretty baby kiss me deadly Had a few beers getting high sitting watching the time go by uh_huh it ain't no big thing Nothing to eat and no t.v. looking in the mirror don't get it for me uh-huh it ain't no big thing but I know what I like I know I like dancing with you and I know what you like I know you like dancing with me oh yeah CHORUS CHORUS you know i like dancing with you dancing with you; come on CHORUS kiss me once kiss me twice come on pretty baby kiss me come on pretty baby kiss me come on pretty baby kiss me deadly |
System of a Down~
Why do they always send the poor? My God is of Bible blood with pointed ears Victorious, victorious steel Can your spending kneel? Marching forward hypocritic And hypnotic computers You depend on our protection Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth La la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Kneeling roses Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth Breaking into Fort Knox Stealing our intentions Every city, gripped in oil Crying freedom! Handed to obsoletion Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth la la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Blast off, it's party time And we all live in a fascist nation Blast off, it's party time And where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Kneeling roses Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth Breaking into Fort Knox Stealing our intentions Every city, gripped in oil Crying freedom! Handed to a obsoletion Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth la la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sun Where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? They always send the poor! They always send the poor! |
Ain’t even done with the night
Well our hearts beat like thunder I don’t know why they don’t explode You got your hands in my back pockets And sam cooke’s singin’ on the radio You say that I’m the boy who can make it all come true Well I’m tellinya that I don’t know if I know what to do You say that’s all right, hold tight Well I don’t even know if I’m doin’ this right Well all right, hold tight We can stay out all day or we can run around all night Well all night, all night Well it’s time to go home And I ain’t even done with the night Well I don’t know no good come-ons And I don’t know no cool lines I feel the heat of your frustration I know it’s burnin you up deep down inside You say that I’m the boy who can make it all come true Well I’m tellin ya that I don’t know if I know what to do You say that’s all right, hold tight Well I don’t even know if I’m doin’ this right Well all right, hold tight We can stay out all day or we can run around all night Well all night, all night Well it’s time to go home And I ain’t even done with the night |
Hey everyone, since its May, and summer approaches, Let's visit
One Particular Harbour Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei I know i don't get there often enough But god knows i surely try It's a magic kind of medicine That no doctor could prescribe I used to rule my world from a pay phone Ships out on the sea But now times are rough And i got too much stuff Can't explain likes of me Chorus: But there's this one particular harbour So far but yet so near Where i see the days as they fade away And finally disappear But now i think about the good times Down in the caribbean sunshine In my younger days i was so bad Laughin' about all the fun we had I seen enough to feel the world spin Mixin' different oceans meetin' cousins Listen to the drummers and the night sounds Listen to the singers make the world go 'round Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Lakes below the mountain Flow into the sea Like oils applied to canvas They permeate through me And there's that one particular harbour Sheltered from the wind Where the children play on the shore each day And all are safe within Most mysterious calling harbour So far but yet so near I can see the day when my hair's full gray And i finally disappear Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Ia ora te natura E mea arofa teie ao nei Ia ora te natura (ua pau te maitai no te fenua) E mea arofa teie ao nei Thanks JIMMY |
Camelot song ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot. I have to push the pram a lot. |
USHER
"My Boo" (feat. Alicia Keys) There's always that one person That will always have your heart You never see it coming Cause you're blinded from the start Know that you're that one for me It's clear for everyone to see Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo [Alicia intro:] I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock [Usher Verse:] Do you remember girl I was the one who gave you your first kiss Cause I remember girl I was the one who said put your lips like this Even before all the fame and People screaming your name Girl I was there when you were my baby [Chorus:] [Usher:] It started when we were younger You were mine my boo Now another brother's taken over But its still in your eyes my boo Even though we used to argue it's alright I know we haven't seen each other In awhile but you will always be my boo [Alicia:] I was in love with you when we were younger You were mine my boo And I see it from time to time I still feel like my boo And I can see it no matter How I try to hide my boo Even though there's another man who's in my life You will always be my boo [Alicia Verse:] Yes I remember boy Cause after we kissed I could only think about your lips Yes I remember boy The moment I knew you were the one I could spend my life with Even before all the fame And people screaming your name I was there and you were my baby [Chorus:] [Usher:] It started when we were younger You were mine my boo Now another brother's taken over But its still in your eyes my boo Even though we used to argue it's alright I know we haven't seen each other In awhile but you will always be my boo [Alicia:] I was in love with you when we were younger You were mine my boo And I see it from time to time I still feel like my boo And I can see it no matter How I try to hide my boo Even though there's another man who's in my life You will always be my boo [Usher:] My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo [Alicia:] My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo [Chorus:] [Usher:] It started when we were younger You were mine my boo Now another brother's taken over But its still in your eyes my boo Even though we used to argue it's alright I know we haven't seen each other In awhile but you will always be my boo [Alicia & Usher:] I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock |
Kevin Bloody Wilson - I gave up Wanking
I gave up wanking this morning I never thought that I could And I'm feeling better already This time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I though I was so clever And all me mates they were mugs Thought I was the first Bloke here on Earth Who'd ever played with his slug It was my own little secret I never told anyone And the feeling I got The first time I shot Was like chooks flying out of me bum So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow I never thought that I could I'll be glad to be rid of these headaches Then I'll be off it for good I've wanked in some unlikely places The shower , the beach and the pool The dunny, the tram and the pictures And biology classes at school And once my grandmother caught me Wanking meself in me room And to her surprise I just shut my eyes And imagined her standing there nude So I'm giving up wanking on Tuesday I never thought that I could Then I won't squint like I do now Then I'll be off it for good My dad says it's gonna take willpower There really is no easy trick I honestly thought I'd need surgery To help get my hand off my dick Me dads been a great inspiration He really has been a great help He knows what I go through And just what to do Cuz he give it up yesterday himself So I'm giving up wanking next Friday I never thought that I could Then I won`t have to wear these thick glasses Then I'll be off it for good So if you say you don't wank, you're a liar And a fool if you say that you do So next time you see , Prince Charles on TV Remember he's wanked himself too. So I'm giving up wanking come Christmas I never thought that I could And I'll sell me dog 'n me white cane Then I'll be off it for good I'm giving up wanking next Easter I never thought that I could And the warts on me hand 'll just vanish Then I'll be off it for good |
Steve Holy
"Good Morning Beautiful" Good Morning, Beautiful How was your night? Mine was wonderful with you by my side When I open my eyes to see your sweet face, it's a good morning, beautiful day! I couldn't see the light Didn't know day from night I had no reason to care But since you came along I can face the dawn, 'Cause I know you'll be there. [Repeat Chorus] I never worry if it's raining outside 'Cause in here with you, girl The sun always shines! [Repeat Chorus] Yeah, Good Morning Beautiful Day...Good Morning Beautiful... It's a beautiful day...Good Morning Beautiful...Good morning...Good Morning Beautiful.. What a beautiful day...Good Morning Beautiful! |
Whip Appeal
by Babyface Somebody told me There'd be trouble at home 'Cause we never talk a lot When we spend time alone So how are we supposed to know Know when something is wrong Well, we've got a right to communicate It keeps a happy home And no one does it like me And no one but you Has that kind of whip appeal on me Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me When we go to work How the day seems so long The only thing I think about Can't wait 'til we get home 'Cause we got a way of talking And it's better than words It's the strangest kind of relationship Oh, but with us it always works And no one does it like me And no one but you Has that kind of whip appeal on me Whatever you want It's alright with me 'Cause you've got that whip appeal So work it on me It's better than love Sweet as can be You've got that whip appeal So whip it on me Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me And no one does it like me And no one but you Has that kind of whip appeal on me [HOOK 4 times] Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me Keep on whippin' on me Work it on me Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me |
CGT's user status made me think of this song
Imaginary Lover Atlanta Rhythm Section Imaginary lovers Never turn you down When all the others turn you away They're around It's my private pleasure Midnight fantasy Someone to share my Wildest dreams with me Imaginary lover You're mine anytime Imaginary lover, oh yeah When ordinary lovers Don't feel what you feel And real-life situations lose their thrill Imagination's unreal Imaginary lover, imaginary lover You're mine anytime Imaginary lovers never disagree They always care They're always there when you need Satisfaction guaranteed Imaginary lover, imaginary lover You're mine all the time My imaginary lover You're mine anytime |
Nick Winters ~ Star Wars
Ohhh, Star Wars The famous Star Wars Give me those Star Wars Don't let them end! Ahhh, Star Wars If they should bar wars Please let these Star Wars Staaaaay! And hey, how about that nutty Star Wars bar, could you forget all the creatures in there? And hey, Darth Vader in that black and evil mask, did he scare you as much as he scared me?! AAAHHHH! Star Wars the famous Star Wars... My seventh winter up here! Staaaar Waaaaarrrssssss!! |
this has been stuck in my head since i put thos ham hocks into the soup yesterday :p
Dr. Hook Roland the Roadie & Gertrude the Groupie Written by - Shel Silverstein (<~~~~i did not know he wrote music fo them till i went to find these lyrics. learn sumpin new everyday!) Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie Who set up the lights and the mics for the shows And Gertrude the groupie was a rock 'n' roll fan Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows Ok, Roland the roadie met Gertrude the groupie At a rock concert back in Bayonne...ow... He tried to seduce her, said he'd introduce her To all of the Beatles and Stones So Roland the roadie got Gertrude the groupie A seat in the balcony above...oh... And Getrude the groupie felt grateful and groovy But Roland the roadie felt love And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops And some folks loves vegetable soup... c-c-c-caow!.. And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie But Gertrude the groupie loves groups She stood up and screamed as the amber spot beamed On her heroes, so skinny and tall With their eyelids so droopy and Gertrude the groupie Now she was in love with them all Roland the roadie told Gertrude the groupie To wait and he'd be her man...oh... But while he dreamed of a rose covered home She was out with the group in the van Gerty! Gerty! Come on, baby Come on out here I know you're in there! The whole trailer's moving, baby! What about me? Gerty! Gerty? Now Roland the roadie is back on the road His heart has been broken again And Gertrude the groupie waits out in the cold For the very next group to come in And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops And some folks loves vegetable soup...yeah... And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie But Gertrude the groupie loves groups, groups, groups, groups... Anybody, baby, anybody... |
(Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope")
(Artoo: Beeps) Her name was Leia, she was a princess, with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (Vader: Breath sounds) drawing near. So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. (Ben: "Obi-Wan") He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands. So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan, so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!... (Greedo: "Oona Goota, Solo?") His name was Solo (Han: "Han Solo"), he was a pilot (Millenium Falcon flying by) With a blaster at his side (Solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide, there with Chewbacca (Chewie: "Roar"), he was a Wookiee. They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon. Docking Bay Ninety-four (Ben: "Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (Three knocks on metal) With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (Saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, (Surly man: "Aaaargh!") on the floor... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!... (Ben: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.") His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. (Yoda: "EewOHew!") Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad. Luke kissed his sister (Leia kissing Luke); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, Luke: "Aaaaagh!") In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day. Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. (Jabba: "Ho! Ho! Ho!") Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (Cantina Droid Alarm) [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!... (Ben: "The Force will be with you, always") [Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Artoo: Beeps and Whistles) [Star Wars,] (Chewie: Growl) [Star Wars Cantina...] |
Main Theme
(The "real" lyrics, "never before released," notes separated with dashes.) (Come on--sing along--you know you want to.) :D Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars the-big-hair-y-guy-and-the-guy-with-the-gun. They've-got-a-sword that looks like-a-flash-light the-chick-with-the-ear-muffs-and-the-old-decrepit-man. and-the-gold-en-dro-o-oid-ta-a-a-alks-too-much and-the-blue-one-loo-ooks-like-a-trash-can and-Wedge-was-the-only-fighter-pilot-who-lived-through-all-three-of-the-movies Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars there's-Darth-Vader-and-that-Admiral-guy they've-got-a-big-narly-space station-lots-of-stormtroopers-and-really-cool-ships and-Lu-u-u-uke-blew-ew-ew-it-up a-and-Han-saved-his-ba-acon a-and-they-all-got-medals-in-a-nice-ceremony-a-and-Leia-kissed-her-bro-other-on-the-lips Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars this-song-is-not-liscensed-by-lucas-film-ltd. And-if-they-ever-found-out-I-can-be-put-in a cell with bubba THE END |
Styx - The Best of Times
Tonight's the night we'll make history, honey, you and I And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time And stay with you here tonight I know you feel these are the worst of times I do believe it's true When people lock their doors and hide inside Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise But I know, if the world just passed us by Baby I know, you wouldn't have to cry The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime We'll take the best, forget the rest And someday we'll find these are the best of times These are the best of times The headlines read 'these are the worst of times' I do believe it's true I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide I wish the summer winds could bring back Paradise But I know, if the world turned upside down Baby, I know you'd always be around The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime We'll take the best, forget the rest And someday we'll find these are the best of times These are the best of times And so my friends we'll say goodnight For time has claimed it's prize But tonight will always last As long as we keep alive memories of Paradise... |
Star Wars Gangsta Rap
(Emperor) It's not the east or the west side (Vader) No it's not (Emperor) It's not the north or the south side (Vader) No it's not (Emperor) It's the dark side (Vader) You are correct (Emperor) You can't front on the Empire To all you Vader haters out there We'll blow your planet up 1st verse (Vader) What is thy bidding my master (Emperor) It's a disaster Skywalker we're after (Vader) But if he can be turned to the dark side... (Emperor) Yes he'd be a powerful ally (Vader) Another dark jedi He will join us or die We've got death star 8(x) Fade-out: And you know that we got it... Death Star! (Uncle Owen) Luke! Get your ass over here right now and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder Where're those two droids I asked you to clean, boy? Did you clean your room? (Luke) Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation I cleaned the droids can I go to Tosche Station I got a layaway on a power converter but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf hearder (Obi-Wan) Luke... Use the force and run Go to Dagobah Go to Dagobah Luke... Use the force and run Go to Dagobah Go to Dagobah (Yoda) I'm Yoda I'm a soldja I'll mold ya then fold ya I thought I told ya Don't be unwise judge me not by my size You won't believe your eyes Watch the x-wing rise (Luke) Yoda, why you being a player-hater You know that I still must confront Lord Vader (Yoda) But Luke, not ready are you (Luke) But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do So now Vader - I'm coming for you (Luke in x-wing talking) Yeah, that's right R-2, I just set a new course... we're going to cloud city. Hmm, that's some mighty good gin-n'-tonic, why don't you mix me up another... Things're about to get ugly (Vader) Impressive, now release your anger You must have sensed your friends were in danger (Luke) Oww... why'd you slice off my hand (Vader) Its imperative that you understand Obi Wan would never bother telling you about your father (Luke) He told me enough he told me you killed him (Vader) Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... I'm your father... (Han) Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke. |
myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bologna has a first name it's o-s-c-a-r
my bologna has a second name it's m-e-y-e-r. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i love to eat it every day and if you ask me why i'll sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause oscar meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a. |
"Ocean Breathes Salty"~ MODEST MOUSE
Your body may be gone, I'm gonna carry you in. In my head, in my heart, in my soul. And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again. Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't think so. Well that is that and this is this. You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me. Collected my belongings and I left the jail. Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell. I had to think awhile. I had to think awhile. The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul. And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old. Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so. Well that is that and this is this. You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me. Collected my belongings and I left the jail. Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell. I had to think awhile. I had to think awhile. Well that is that and this is this. Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed, when the ocean met the sky. You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. When the earth folded in on itself. And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul. The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind. Well I don't mind. I don't mind. How the hell could I mind? Well that is that and this is this. You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me. Well that is that and this is this. Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed, when the ocean met the sky. You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife? |
Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon
~~ Our wedding dance song next weekend ~~ I can't fight this feeling any longer. And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow. What started out as friendship, Has grown stronger. I only wish I had the strength to let it show. I tell myself that I can't hold out forever. I said there is no reason for my fear. Cause I feel so secure when we're together. You give my life direction, You make everything so clear. And even as I wander, I'm keeping you in sight. You're a candle in the wind, On a cold, dark winter's night. And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might. And I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I started fighting for. It's time to bring this ship into the shore, And throw away the oars, forever. Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I started fighting for. And if I have to crawl upon the floor, Come crushing through your door, Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore. My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you. I've been running round in circles in my mind. And it always seems that I'm following you, girl, Cause you take me to the places, That I'd known I'd never find. And even as I wander, I'm keeping you in sight. You're a candle in the wind, On a cold, dark winter's night. And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might. And I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I started fighting for. It's time to bring this ship into the shore, And throw away the oars, forever. Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I started fighting for. And if I have to crawl upon the floor, Come crushing through your door, Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore. |
Dinah-Moe Humm
A true smut song
I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from Done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get into it 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna? MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more... MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe |
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