False. Nasty weather here today.


You enjoy your job.

True. Retirement is a wonderful job to have. Six Saturdays and one Sunday each week. :)

True ... but not just yet.


All your children have left home.

False. Still one dependent. Two other boys still living at home although they're not dependents.

You're feeling hungry.

True, a little bit.

You plan to go out to a movie this weekend.

False. Got two functions to go to today that'll pretty well take the whole day; and, a dinner to go to tomorrow evening. :(

It's going to be another cold rainy day.

False.

You do NOT own a cell phone.

False, but it was just this past June when I bought my first one.


You do not own a digital camera.

False, got a few of them

You do not drive?

False

You do not drink alcoholic beverages

Are you Nuts? I wouldn't turn my back on my Irish heritage like that

False

Do you ever get very drunk?

Only a couple of times that I can remember and those were years and years and years ago. I was probably in my early twenties.

Do you change the oil in your car or have it done?

True, I always make sure to do one or the other. :p (Like to do it myself though.)


You prefer lemonade to iced tea.

False. I like lemonade, but I don't prefer it to iced tea.

Do you rotate your car's tires on a regular basis?

False I actually have to get my summer tires on one of these days...

You are enjoying the April Showers

false

you are really horny?

Yessssssss! Going to attack my love when I get off work, in fact...

T or F:
When you read this post, the first thing you thought of was whether or not your significant other might be up for some frolicking.

False. The first thought was, "WOW!" The second thought was whether or not my wife might be up for some frolicking.

T of F ... you like being naked.

True-preferably with company


True or false...


You like margaritas.

True.

You've seen "IronMan" at the movies.

False but I will, I"m slow with new releases

You have seen the Forbidden Kingdom (no it's not a XXX movie)

False. Was it good?

You need to sweep out your car.

False


You plan to travel this summer.

True! PAGAN 08!

You're thinking of getting a new or newer car.

False.



It is gently raining.

False. (For a change, and I may have the time to mow the lawn, it really needs it).

Today, my state of health is perfect!

False I wish!


It has been a wet Spring.

True, but thankfully it's been much drier lately than a few weeks ago.


You use a riding lawn mower to cut your lawn.

False. I did for several years, but don't have one right now. Use an electric push mower.

You spend a lot of time in taking care of your flowers or garden.

False. I live deep in the city.


The weather today is absolutely glorious!

True, its a wonderful day.

You find erotic massage enticing.

True very, who doesn't

You occasionally enjoy a little food with your sex

false, that would require a playful partner


You frequently sleep alone.

False


It has been a loooooooooooooooong day!

False ... it's only 3AM. :)

It was awfully warm here yesterday.

False ......... it was nice at 3AM when I went to bed. :rofl:


I can't wait to get back to work tomorrow.

False


You are due to change the oil in your car.

False for now. :)

There's a CD you want to purchase.

True


You have a cat for a pet - or is it the other way around?

True. Two, in fact. And, I do think it's the other way around. After all, we buy their food; put it in their bowls; get them fresh water every day; clean out their litter box; pet them; and let them sleep through most of each day. Hmmmmm.

You've never had a speeding ticket.