... and I'll show you a happy lady.

Show me an alarm clock ringing ...

....and I'll show you someone who sleeps well.

Show me an empty wallet...

and I'll show you a woman with both arms full of packages.

Show me panties on the floor and..........

I'll show you a fanatic madly trying to steal them!!!

Show me a panty fanatic and . . .

Is he here??!!!!I didn't mean to set him off!

Show me a beer lover and............

and I'll show you someone who knows every bar in the city

show me a celebrity stalker

...and I'll show you someone with a long rap sheet.

Show me someone worried about a friend...

Show me someone worried about a friend...... and I'll show you someone that cares.

Show me a happy face ...

and I'll show you a picture of me after love making.


Show me bleach blonde pop star with a big ego...

and I'll show you someone with a short career

show me someone else shovelling my driveway

and I'll show you a very happy me. :D

Show me the snow piled up at the end of my driveway after the plow comes through ...

...and I'll show you a man who hates to shovel


Show me a woman dripping with anticipation...

... and I'll show you a guy dripping, too! :D

Show me a soft, warm bed ... two glasses of wine ... and some soft music on the stereo ....

and I'll show you someone waking up from a dream ;) LOL

show me coming home to find your SO naked

... and I'll show you how fast I can get undressed. :lust:

Show me a frost covered windshield ...