I hate all those fatty foods so I never eat them.

I am not having cigarette cravings!!!!

I'm not cheering for you several times a day.

I so disagree with DB

I love all the construction zones on the highways giving me a chance to slow to a crawl when I'm in a hurry.

I'm always sad to see the last kid go home for the day.

I'm always glad when I go to take a sip of my soda and find the glass is empty.

This day has sucked so bad!!

A day of sucking sounds like a terrible way to spend the day.

(You know it's hard to lie about things like that ... :D)

I do not have images of those sucking sounds

I sure hope I don't sleep good tonight.

I'm going to stay up all night and smut game with myself.

I'm not going to be up early this morning.

I was home and in bed nice and early last night, because I didn't to go my son's middle school for open house, then come home...make dinner for myself...do dishes...make today's lunches for the kids...do laundry and take a shower.

I wouldn't want a man that knew how to make his own dinner.