Decidedly false.

You have adopted a program of massive denial about your life problems.

False ... I am completely aware of each and every one of them.



You will head over to the pic threads when you leave the games.

True. At least it was this morning and probably will be again.

You enjoy sexy poetry and stories.

True


You sing in the shower.

True

You usually carry nail clippers in your purse or pocket.

False


You own more than two sex toys.

true


You always start your day with coffee.

False. Usually have a cup most mornings, but I have missed now and then.

You usually play music you like very loud.

False; I'm already suffering a hearing deficit from doing that in my younger, stupider days. But I DO turn it up.

You've bought new music in the last week.

False in the last week, but true in the last month. A CD from a performance given by a St. Louis jazz band. :)

You've eaten supper already.

False. It's noon and I'm just back from breakfast.


Breakfast is your favorite meal of the day.

False. I'd skip it entirely if it wouldn't cause my sugar to bottom out.


You rarely order dessert.

True.

You like to wear shorts when the weather permits.

Not so much 'permits' as 'requires'. I wear them when it's needed but that means it's already warmer than I care for.




When it moves away from the perfect 68F (19C) you would rather the temperature go down than up an equal amount.

Maybe. :)

You've been known to have had Green Beer on St. Patrick's Day.

False


You often feel lonely.

False

You have grandchildren

False


You do not own a cassette music player.

True.

You have yard work to do this weekend.

False


You need to go grocery shopping.

True


You need to do laundry.

True.

You should be in bed by now.

True, but I've got a 6am meeting followed by a get together in Peoria at 8am for St. Paddy's Day.

You're going to wear something green today for St Patrick's Day.

True


You pinched someone today.

False ... but the day's not over yet :)

You drank more than 3 cups of coffee so far today

False. I haven't drunk 3 cups of coffee so far in my life!

You called long-distance this week.

True

You just filled your car with gasoline in the last day or so

True


You washed your car last week.

False although I should have.

You've started your spring (or fall) lawn work.

True


You will be celebrating J.S. Bach's 325th birthday today.

I missed it, so False.


You are already making plans for the weekend.

True, since it's "already" Wednesday.

You love to run around naked outside when it's raining.

False. I'd just scare the alley cats. :yikes:


You have served on a jury.

True ... twice.


You have never ridden a horse.

False ... although it has been many years now.

You've watched a Humphrey Bogart movie within the past week.

False, but I own a few.



You will host a family feast in April.

True


You're getting hungry.

True ... but not real bad yet.

You have something to drink while you post.

True, I have a coffee at the moment.

You've been working in the garden today.

False. It's actually only 4AM today; and, yesteday was COLD. Would have frozen trying to work in that weather. :(

You need to run to the store today for groceries.