True.


You plan to vote in the next general election.

True

You believe you've had an unusual number of storms this season.

False: the storms around here have been about what I'd expect.

The potholes in your neighborhood from last season still haven't been repaired.

True! The lack of spending on road repairs is absolutely disgraceful.

It's raining outside right now.

False ... for a change.

It's dark outside.

True

One of your pets is in the room with you at the moment.

False - no pets - unless you count my iMac.

You're heading for a pub with a big screen (for some reason...???).

False


Your weekend chores are not yet complete.

True. The rains and heat didn't help. :(

You're busy making plans for the next one.

True. It's a long weekend and I want to have FUN.

You're learning a new sport.

False for now.

You own a teddy bear.

False



You participated in a cookout yesterday.

False. An outdoor lunch with about 30 or 40 friends, but we didn't cook at the picnic.

You watched fireworks on the night of the 4th.

No, I was on my way home from visiting my Mum.

You've been on a train journey today.

False, it was a day of doctor appointments for my wife, two of our boys, and me. :shrug:

You like Wintergreen flavored mint candies.

True

You can do it... You can do it all... night... long!!!

Not any more, I can't. False. :(


You enjoy cooking dinner.

True, especially Thanksgiving Dinner

You are head over heels in love.

With my wife. :)


You have no pets.

False: 4 dogs.

You are going shopping today.

True, but I didn't go in.

Your eyes were bigger than your stomach at dinner.

Alas, yes. :(


You didn't prepare dinner

True. Papa John's

You can eat a large pizza in one sitting by yourself.

Not any more. :(

Usually two or three slices is all I can handle.


You prefer thin pizza crust.

False...it usually crumbles all over me...pan pizza is better!

You use anal plugs on yourself.

False ... but that gives me ideas ... :hot:



Your computer runs Linux.

False, haven't as of yet even tried Linux



You have a lot of fun things planned for today

False. Sick as a dog today. :(

You had sex today.

false -it was before midnight


You love juicy ripe peaches.

True. Sounds good.

You have some pretty good neighbors.

True.


You've enjoyed all the hot weather you can stand.

False, enjoyed is definitely not the word I would have used.

You can stand on your head.

True


You can wiggle your ears.

False

You wear dentures.

False


You do NOT shop at Walmart.

False. When they first moved to town, I intended to NOT shop there, but their competitors seemed to quit stocking their shelves the way they had in the past and at the same time raised their prices to the point that it didn't make sense to keep going there. So, now we do a lot of shopping at Walmart and less at the other stores. :(

You have collected the entire state collection of quarters.

False. Have 8 left to go.



Your father was bald.

Not particularly

Your mother is/was under 5 foot tall.

True. 4'11"


Your father was over 6 foot tall.

False ... he was about the same height as me ... 5'10 1/2".

Your mom worked while you were growing up.