"terrific" ?

I'd have to say false, but I'm competant.

You're full of energy when you first wake up.

True ... on most days, anyway. :shrug:

You like to hear birds chirping as dawn draws near.

True


You are ready for Spring to get here!

TRUE

You've already bought flower seeds to plant this spring.

True. I do wildflowers; they're about the only thing I can keep semi-alive.

You have a green thumb.

True, I grow a vegtable garden and my colection of rose bushes.
you like kinky sex

Well, duh!

Your on-line personality is the same as your "real-life" personality.

True. I am who I am wherever I am. I just go by different aliases. :)

You still buy from mail-order catalogues.

False ... not because I wouldn't ... I've just done my ordering online in the last couple of years.

You like to role-play sexual fantasies with your so/spouse.

True


You have a pilot's license.

False. I barely have a passenger's license. :op

You always go to your class reunions.

False, although I was just invited to one. Doubt I'll go to it though. Just not a big thrill.

It's turned much warmer over the past few days where you live.

False!


You are alone in your house.

False ... wife and three of our boys are here.

You usually keep beer or wine in your refrigerator.

False



You have had a quiet, relaxed weekend.

For the most part, true.

You've started on your "spring" yardwork already.

False...I still haven't finished last autumn's yardwork.

You like to live dangerously.

False, though everyday life seems to be dangerous to my carcass on a regular basis.

You've started planning a summer vacation.

How did you know? :D



Your vacation is NOT going to be to a dessert this year!

True...I have no intentions of vacationing in a parfait.

Speaking of vacations, you own and regularly use camping equipment.

LOL^^^ I thought maybe the camper would want to 'float' some white water this year. ;)




HALF true- I own a lot of camping equipment that is now used by my kids. We may do one more primitive weekend show-&-tell with my son and his son but my future nights on the ground are very countable.


You enjoy field sports more than spectator sports.

True, I love "sporting" in a field.

:hump:

You do what the voices in your head tell you to do.

Nah, they're usually arguing amongst themselves!



Star Wars rules! :starwars:

True, but only the original unretouched versions.

You've not started your taxes yet.

False. Done as of last night and will have them filed today.

You like to fantasize about sex.

True


You like to be on top.

True. Also on the bottom. And, side to side can be nice, too. :D

You've saved money for a special summer adventure this year.

Absolutely. Every Pixie has there PAGAN fund, right? :nod:






You have never been to Chattanooga and are looking forward to PAGAN-11. :thumbs:

True, I've never been to Chattanooga, and false, I have never dreamed of the pleasure. I'm thinking PAGAN '12 in Tucson, in the summer. You'd be up for that, right PF??? Right?



You enjoy really hot weather.

True. KSA has some warm spells.


The Spring weather has your flowers blooming.

True.

Spring rains are hindering getting out for walks in the park.

False.

Last night you saw that full moon that makes next Sunday Easter.

False: I was distracted by computer projects.

You went to work today without any underwear.

False. In fact, I didn't even go "out" without underwear today although I have done that in the past.

Within the last month you accidently stepped in some dog poop. :confused:

True, alas!



You wilii be seving as host today.

False.

You're planning on lunch at a restaurant you've never eaten at before.

False - I shall be eating a sandwich on a train, en route to visit my Mum. (But I'll be having dinner in a restaurant which is new to us, on Saturday.)

You're wearing a matching shirt and tie today.

False. It's a dashiki and jeans, but they DO match. :)

Your garden is looking lovely this year.

False, but the lawn dudes did do a nice job around the apartment complex this week. :)


You are planning your upcoming wedding.

False...my 17th wedding anniversary is Sunday.

It's raining at your house.