kick in the ass to get motivated.....too much on my mind!

Reload this Page Right this moment, I need a.... few helpers to get these projects done before she gets home!

a long hot soapy bath with a hot lady

I need to get there!

margarita here i cum!

Beer for me :-)

tongue to lick me all over!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoh...apply here please

I need to calm down

Change of clothes.

Cold Beer :cheers:

margarita and to be shagged royally

... a bite to eat.

A stronger drink

slides the Jack over to CGT...."help yerself"

Sorry sweetie I don't do Jack. I'll just take my Crown Royal straight. Care for a shot babe? :)

bed

a woman to go to bed with.....any offers?

I know where there's a waterbed waiting! :slurp: :hug:

Right now I need a cute someone to bed!

a grocery bag full of used tens and twentys.

i need to be cute

Another couples of hours of sleep lying in his arms.

What do I need? I need to believe that there are actually women out there that still like sex, snuggling, cuddling, kissing, and generally being affectionate. I need to know that a woman finds me attractive. I need to see that wanted, lusting, hungry look in her eyes. Hmmmm...is that too much to ask?

Man I can tackle and do some hit-and-run with. :slurp:

I need something for these chapped lips. :rolleyes:

I need some bath oil to hydrate my body. And someone to share my bath with would be enjoyable too.

Done! ;)

Throat lozenge...or just something to soothe and coat it. ;)

Kiss and hug.....just that and nothing else.

I'll have what she's having please. ^^^

A sweet voice whispering in my ear.

something to cure this cold I have thats kept me away from pixies for days!!

Body double

Both of you. :D

Double the trouble. :D :D :D

Uh oh...I better get some of that gum that twins like to eat, huh? :D

Good round of bedroom wrestling. :D

lobotomy

Good neck massage.