I hate sex!!

I did NOT have sex tonight!

I am not tired.

I loveeeeee hearing the cars driving by BOOM BOOOM BOOOOOM


I'm getting younger by the minute

Nothing better than being in a funk.

I love this cold I just caught.

I hope I have to work late tonight.

I don't want him to do things to my body to produce those horrible earthquaking orgasms I'm prone to get.

I feel extrememly healthy and full of energy!

I'd rather be at work today.

I'm not at all bored

I love being sick

Pink panties are ... ah ... not ... er ... I mean ... a ... drool ... turn on. :)

You don't make me laugh ever!

I sure don't like Pixies very much.

I spend way too much time visiting Pixies

I'm very shy and unassuming.

I'm glad my boss changes his mind so often.

I sure hope it's not nice out tomorrow

I am so happy I get to go to work tomorrow for a meeting while I am on vacation :mad:

I am never tired

I never get to feeling horny.

If I'm lucky, I'll get to work this weekend.

Boy that would be lucky.

My throat isn't scratchy today

I'm not looking forward to my vaca in a couple of weeks!

I don't wish I was going with him ^

I haven't looked for a suitcase her size!^^^^^

I can't wait for my honey to get out of here tomorrow and stay gone for the next 11 days!

I wish we weren't going to have lunch with two other couples tomorrow.

I'm NOT hungry!

I wish it wasn't the weekend.

i invented cold fusion in my garage 5 years ago

I'm going to stay up all night and paint my house with nail polish.

I used a felt marker. :)

I enjoy weekend chores.

I think I'm going to start running 10 or 20 miles each day.

I'm planning to cut back my reading time.

I'm ready for Christmas.

I don't let people get on my nerves at all.