F...my family puts the "fun" in dysfunctional. In that ever not-so-fun way.

T or F: You're goning the prepare a fancy dinner the next opportunity you get.

True. Father's Day is this Sunday.


T or F ... You have more than one household pet (no, your sub doesn't count).

False. Just our one cat. We had two, but the one passed away a year or so ago.

T of F: You have a trip planned for the near future.

T, if by 'trip' you mean getting on a conveyance and going to someplace outside your home.

T or F: you're overworked and underlaid.

True if your counting as work ... lawn work or work around the house and under laid as being you wish you had more sex.

T or F: You need to stop and fill up your car with gasoline today.

False. That's a Sunday task.


True or False: You enjoyed a cookout NOT at your house today.

True for yesterday.

You had a great "Independence Day!"

Hm, both true and false...some aspects were great, like the barbecue I attended...some were terrible, like my girlfriend's car not starting when she had to get home suddenly.

T or F: you are so not wanting to get back to work tomorrow after the holiday you just had.

True. I do need to get our lawn mowed. :)

T or F: You're having a thunderstorm right now.

False: no boom today. Boom tomorrow. Sooner or later, there's always a boom.

T or F: Your preferred summertime footwear is open-toed sandals.

False. They always look good but on me they never seem that comfortable.

T or F: You do a lot of swimming in the summer?

False

T or F: You are setting in the air conditioner today.

T, I can't seem to avoid it, although generally I'd like to.

T or F: you generally ignore housework until it reaches a crisis point.

True figure I can do it when I need something.

T or F: You could handle some ice cream about now.

True ... even if it is early. :)

T or F: It rained last night where you live.

False.

T or F: You're pulling for Germany over Argentina in today's Football World Cup final.

False ... I wasn't really pulling for anybody. Congratulations to Germany!

T or F: You're planning on a trip soon.

True this weekend.


T or F: You're hoping to see the super moon tonight.

False: the July supermoon was a couple of days ago.

T or F: you're planning a road trip soon.

True also this weekend.


T or F: You need a long weekend.

Tue, very true!


True or false: Your car needs to be washed.

False ... now ... did that yesterday afternoon.

True or false: You lawn needs mowing.

False don't have one.


true or false: You are frustrated now.

False, I'm about to win this computer game I'm involved in.

T or F: The upcoming PAGAN is not the only get together you're missing this summer.

True


T or F: you don't like some of the new programs on tv.

True ... but then there are few programs on the mainstream channels that we ever watch.

T of F: You're going to be taking a short trip in the very near future.

True on Friday to pick up kids.


T or F: Can't wait until it cools a little bit.

True. After almost two weeks of nice weather, it'll approach 91F today. :( By the end of the week, though, it's suppose to slip back down to 77F. :)

T or F: You try to stay in contact with friends who have moved.

True but doesn't always happen.


T or F: You are feeling extra horny.

Hmmm ... what's "extra?" I guess True would be the best answer. :D

T or F: You usually eat breakfast.

So true, it's true as I type.

T or F: You're addicted to silly on-line games.

True I suppose only this one.


T or F: you would like to be barefoot now.

True ... and I guess that's lucky ... cuz I am. :)

T or F: You've got a bit of an ache you hope will soon go away.

False nothing hurts.


T or F you are enjoying the cooler weather.

False for the past couple of days ... although even the mid-80s is not real bad for this time of year.

T or F: It's raining where you live.

False, that was yesterday.

T or F: you rarely use paper facial tissues.

False


Tor F: you would be afraid if you had a bat in your bathroom.

False .... after all, storing a baseball bat in your bathroom isn't anything to be afraid of.

T or F: Playing in the rain is fun.

True, especially if the play involves a wet t-shirt.

T or F: Your place is overrun with packing peanuts.

False not planning on moving soon.



T or F: You would enjoy being on a nude beach.