and i'll show you a happy (or concerned) woman...

Show me someone with a 1 track mind...

...and I'll show you a man surfing Pixies late on a Sunday night.

Show me a woman who wants to read a book...

and I'll show you someone who is also stuck on Pixies on a Sunday night...

show me an available Monday evening...

...and I'll show you a woman with a craving for Thai.

Show me a man who gets out of his working commitments...

and I'll show you a man who'll take Thai as a start to the evening...

Show me some Tiramisu...

...and I'll show you a woman craving something sweet.

Show me a woman who is going to go work now...

and I'll show you someone who'd better shower after... :D

Show me my bed...

...and I'll show you a man who doesn't spend much time in it.

Show me an airplane...

and I'll show you the start of a very long week.

Show me another hotel room...

...and I'll show you a woman who expects a better experience THIS week.

Show me a person who has a sinus infection...

and I'll show you someone in need of some TLC

Show me a movie with no redeeming moral qualities...

...and I'll show you a movie so good it has 2 sequels.

Show me a man who likes meat and potatoes...

... and I'll show you a man that likes to dive in and lick the plate.

Show me a g-string ...

...and I'll show you a woman wearing a short skirt headed out on a hot date.

Show me a woman who prefers sleeping nude...

... and I'll show you a husband that prefers to sleep with his eyes open.

Show me a person with a snowball in their freezer...