The bad news is that every silver lining has a cloud. :(

The good news is that the boss liked my idea!

The bad news is, "No good deed goes unpunished."

The good news is that I was able to find a home for two of the kittens. :)

The bad news is that most litters are for more than two.

The good news is that the other kittens are healthy and growing like weeds.

The bad news - they don't know about incest!

The good news is they're too young to care.

The bad news is that youth is wasted on the young.

The good news is that I can draw upon a WEALTH of experience!

The bad news is sometimes we ignore the lessons learned.

The good news is that at least we have the opportunity to speak our mind.

The bad news is there are some that speak theirs that we could probably do without. :(

The good news is that we are better off hearing all points of view and not limited to "approved facts".

The bad news is how long this thread has sat idle. :yikes:

The good news is that this thread has been re-visited

The bad news is that most of us forgot about it.

The good news is that I just heard I'm getting a blow job!

The bad news is it's being done by an 80-year old with emphacema.

The good news is I finally have the computer back from the off-spring.

The bad news is the keyboard is coated with who knows what!

The good news is that it's FRIDAY!!

The bad news is that Monday is only two days away.

The good news is, I don't have to think about that yet.

The bad news is, your SO has a "Honey Do" list several pages long.

the good news is one of the things on that list to "do" is your honey

The bad news is that she isn't here right now.

The good news is that she will be there soon.

The bad news is when she gets here, she'll have the kids in tow.

The good news is that she has arranged a baby sitter!

The bad news is, you have a crush on the baby sitter.

The good news is she has the hots for you!

the bad news is she costs $5,638,472,965,823/hour

The good news is, she takes I.O.U.s. and has no short-term memory.

The bad news is she brought her 6'5", 283 lb. former NFL lineman bodyguard with her to keep her company.

The good news is that he is blind

The bad news is, his hearing is excellent.

The good news is that he is not a voyeur

The bad news is that the kids just woke up

The good news is they accept a bribe to go back to sleep