Smut is my middle name! :D

Name your Poison!

Poison Perfume on sale!

Sale items are identified by the blue star on their price tags.

Tags dangle from unsold clothing.

Clothing falls from my body as I head towards you.

You know that I get excited when you approach.

Approach you, and put my hand on your chest.

Chest colds are simply a pain.

Pain in the ass!

Ass exercises are a great way to keep toned and make heads turn.

Turn round and give us a hug!

Hug a Pixie, it feels great!

Great is hardly the word for it.

It is a marvelous feeling.

Feeling the warmth and moisture coming from a lady's vagina as your tongue nears it is as good of a feeling as a man can have.

Have a good time today! :)

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Earth is the home of us all.

All aliens, too?

Too bad that none of the women on the planet want to date me tonight.

Tonight is almost over with today getting closer by the minute.

Minute details can be very important.

Important decisions take serious thought.

Thought was put into this answer.

Answer me oh my love, just what sin have I been guilty of?

Of this and nothing more.

More of the same.

Same as always.

Always remember to put the seat down!

Down in the jungle, where nobody goes...

Goes boom once the fuse burns.

Burns can be very painful.

Painful is not good

Good sex can't be beat! :D

Beat the system ... start your own country.

Country fries are tasty.

Tasty also seems to be an apt description for our pixie ladies.

Ladies deserve respect.

Respect is always an appropriate way to deal with people.