...green is to the color of grass. (well except in august when its brown -lol)


Peanut butter is to jelly as.....

... maple is to syrup.

Creampies are to sex as ...

... winning tickets are to horse racing.


New York City is to Casper, Wyoming as…

... mountains are to Illinois.

Taco Bell is to Mexico as ...

...falsies are to breasts.


A Train whistle is to a Doorbell as ...

... a weather alert siren is to church bells.

Cheese is to hamburgers as ...

.... Ice cream is to Apple pie.


Schools are to Fish as…

... paychecks are to jobs.

Hardons are to men as ...

... Foam is to Beer.

Condoms are to Sex as…

... shoes are to socks.

Long strokes are to stimulation as ...

.... kissing, licking, sucking, caressing are to hard nipples.


Skirts are to girls as.....

... kilts are to Scotish lads. Eh' dm?

Snow is to Christmas as ...

Snow is to Christmas as .... Warmth is to Sex.

Digital cameras are to Pixies pics as ...

..... microwaves are to cooks.


Cassette tape is to CD as.....

Radio is to TV.

Toys are for kids as ...