Unfortunately....nobody brought petrol for the generator!

Fortunately, thier was a local sceintist who had invented a device that allowed pee to be used in the place of fossil fuel.

Unfortunately, no one had to go after peeing on the girl in the Amazon-type river earlier.

Fortunately, there was a dog that thought the generator looked like a fire hydrant ... so it raised it's leg and let go. :)

Unfortunately, the generator didn't work with dog pee.

Fortunately, a passer by had a generator dog pee adapter in his pocket (doesn't everyone?).

Unfortunately, the adaptor didn't fit this particular generator.

Fortunately, a young man who lived nearby young peter pecker, was a very good handyman and could make an adapter to fit.

unfortunately peter was not at home as he went to see a prostitute

Fortunately, both Peter and the prostitute liked engaging in public sex, so they were right there when they finished.

Unfortunately, at the time of ejaculation, peter blowed his pecker off, causing so much discomfort he was unable to build an adapter.

Fortunately, right at that moment, a nurse practitioner ('cause all the doctors were gone) waltzed by the farm. She just happened to have an ample supply of Prozac AND enough bandages for Peter.

Unfortunately, peters pecker head blew off so far it could not be found......so there for he was headless

Fortunately, the nurse practitioner gave Peter enough Prozac that he was off in La La Land and didn't even notice his pecker head was gone. The townspeople then took off to work in the traveling sex show.

Unfortunately, the generator was still not working.

Fortunately, most of them walked and/or jogged for exercise, and they didn't mind having to catch up with the show on foot.

Unfortunately this story has so many twist and turns the towns people got lost. hehehe

lol @Scarecrow

Fortunately, one of the townspeople was a Boy Scout, and he was always prepared--he had a GPS device in his pocket.

Unfortunately the satellite was down for repair

Fortunately, he also had his Boy Scout compass.

Unfortunatly, there was a large magnet nearby that interferred with the compass.

Fortunately there were trees around so he looked for the moss on the north side and was able to find his way.

Unfortunately, he tripped on a rock and tood a terrible fall and broke his glasses and compass

Fortunately, he was aware that with a stick and fifteen mintues of time, anyone can find out which way is north. He used this information to make his way back to the orgy.

Unfortunately, the trek back wore him out and he was unable to participate in the orgy.

Fortunately, thier was a beautiful maiden who was patient and understanding, and gave him oral until he was ready.

Unfortunately her her ogre of a husband stumbled upon her bestowing her oral gifts

Fortunately he had just enough time to blow his load down her throat

unfortunately the maiden gagged and spewed spoo onto her dress

Unfortunately, ISP cut me off as I was about to post a reply, meaning Lilith got to jump in line in front of me.

Fortunately, that means I'm behind her, and can give her a hard smack on the ass.

Oh.
That has nothing to do with the story.

Fortunately, she didn't need the dress, as the boy removed it before returning the oral favor.

Unfortunately, in returning the favor he discovered the difference between ass licker and brown noser ... depth perception.

Fortunately, at that moment, the earth started to shake.

Unfortunately, it was shaking because the Jolly Green Giant was coming down the road

Fortunately, he was only bringing a warm dish of fresh corn for them to eat.

Unfortunately, it wasn't creamed corn, so they couldn't use it as a sex toy.

Fortunately, just behind the Green Giant where he couldn't be seen was a traveling dildo salesman.

Unfortunately, they were Jolly Green Giant-sized dildos. :D

Fortunately, they were like those Japanese dolls that stack one inside the other, so you could open the back of the big one and find a smaller one, and keep doing that until you reached the 8" size.

Unfortunately, the nesting dildoes were stuck together so firmly, the maiden couldn't get to the one she needed.

Fortunately, the travelling dildo salesman also had a Jolly Green Giant-sized tube of KY jelly, which the maiden used to make all the dildos slick...until she found the one she wanted.