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I'm still waiting for my tuna tartar....
But today I would like some seabass in a ginger soy reduction with some cilantro rice and steamed broccoli....or creamed spinach....which ever is easier. Thanks. :D |
Yes Mam. Coming right up...
Hey! In the back there! Gimme a groped grouper on a green bed! And make it snappy! ...and would madam like anything to drink with that? |
Yes....a scotch please. Lagavulin. Neat.
And will the gentleman be joining me for dinner? Otherwise I'll be lonely ~~ I need some good conversation. ;) |
Right away.
My shift is over in a few hours, I am free immediately thereafter... |
Comes in and ask for a table for one and looks over the menu trying to decide.
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Perhaps Madam would like the table by the widow. The view from there is quite breathtaking.
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<~~ Wonders if jseal is off from work yet....I'm horny....ERRR...I MEANT hungry. :D
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LOL @ osuche.....
smoked salmon and capers |
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I'd love to get some aussie in me..um wine that is :wine: :slurp: |
What's the recommendation tonight?
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May I interest madam in one of our tasty Australians? Dry and a little tangy. Full bodied without being overpowering. Full of character but not too fruity.
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I am famished!! What are the specials today?
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whats the cheapest thing on the menu
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You planning on buying me lunch big spender?
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yeah hun i meant see what cheapest for me so you can have what you want (was that a good wiggle out of it)
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I would suggest “Something a bit different....” to “ntertaynyou”, but I see from Madam’s postings that she may not find that to her tastes.
Hmmmm, let me think.. |
Something a bit different? :D Hmmm....make your suggestion please. Just keep in mind that I may punish you if I don't like your suggestion. :hot:
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Punishment for displeasure?
Oh Dear! Well then… Perhaps I could interest madam in our “Fricassee of Toad” or the “Marmoset Marinade”? |
/me looks for her whips, handcuffs, and nipple clips....
But first, let me blindfold you and leaveyou in anticipation..... :D |
:slurp: Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… :love:
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methinks this waiter has potential.... Let's see. :hot:
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:eek:
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Waiter could you please get that look off your face and bring me a iced coffee. :D
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Creme de la Cock, please
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Ladies,
My apologies for being unable to satisfy your appetites immediately, but I was temporarily tied up. Now that I’m back… Coming right up! |
Ohhhhhh watier! I changed my mind since you took so long. I will have hot coffee now and glazed doughnut. Thank you. :)
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Certainly, madam. One moment please.
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TT...I think we're driving him crazy. :D
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