Then there'd probably be a whole lot of Pixie guys wanting to be at the airport waving Australian flags from their flagpoles.

What if you saw them as you got off the plane?

then i'd be the one that was looking at the ground frozen to the spot *L*

What if you visited Australia?

Then one of my life's wishes would be realized.

What if you won a free trip for up to two to anyplace you'd like to go?

Then I would have to go to Australia!

What if you liked the place you visited ^^ so much you decided to stay?

Then I send for my things.


What if all your stuff was lost?

I'd pick up the pieces and start over, with fond memories of what was gone.

What if you couldn't stand to be alone?

Then i'd search out people to be with

What if you wanted to be with someone you couldn't be?

I'd have to use my imagination to wonder - what if.....

What if you got a speeding ticket - would you fight it in court knowing most cops don't show for a minor violation?

If i was speeding i'd just pay the fine

What if you lived where cops always turn up in court?

Then I'd hope I wasn't the reason they were there. :)

What if you came home tired and worn out and you found your so/spouse was naked, had candles burning, and the lights turned down low?

Then I would drink a very strong cup of coffee, perk myself up and get out of my clothes.

What if you both stayed up all night long and were too tired to go to work the next morning?

Then I'd give thanks for being retired and think of a good excuse to call the school where my wife works. :D

What if you felt arms holding you close and hands gently massaging your skin?

I would feel safe.

What if you turned 21 all over again?

I would zig instead of zag.

What if you could change your "first"

We would have done it somewhere besides his dads truck

What if you could talk to one person in the world, who would it be?

I think I gave this same answer once before, but it would have to be Bin Laden....I really want to know what we did that pissed him off so bad to the point where he wants to kill as many of us as he can

Same question ^^

What if I picked someone like Cleopatra ...

then got tongue tied and couldn't come up with anything to say?

Cleopatra was skilled in putting people at ease and getting her way. She'd help you out.

What if you could go back in time, but only to a time before your birth? When would you go?

Then maybe I'd pick first century Rome.

What if you went skinny-dipping and someone hid your clothes?

I guess I'd have to punt. I've been naked in a roomful of people before. It can be quite liberating.

What if you were the one who took the clothes, Dicksbro? What would you do when I got out of the water?

Then the fun would begin. (I need the drooling smilie! :D)

What if a park ranger came along?

That depends--is he cute? Then maybe we'd invite him to join us.

What if he said yes?

Then I would get to wear his hat while riding his.........:D


What if there was an emergency all of a sudden?

then you should break the glass and extract the emergancy condom!

But what if there were 2 emergancies?

Then you have to open the box of condoms.

What if they all sprang leaks?

Then you better hope the rabbit don't die!! :eek:


What if you suddenly got a leg cramp?

Then I'd probably say, "OW!" :D

What if you and your so/spouse had a park all to yourself?

We'd do our picnic table experience all over again because it was the best sex EVER.

What if you had never tasted chocolate? :]

Then I'd want to go to the store to get some.

What if you found you loved chocolate?

Then I would eat it until I was sick! *Never happen by the way ;) *



What if someone wanted to lick the chocolate off your body?

Depending on where I am, it could be fun. I have used Nutella as a body spread before and that was fun.

What if you partner decided to get creative and wanted to try body paint?

Then I would have to let her

What if you realized the paint used didn't wash off ^^

Then I'd have to suggest more body friction to help it wear off.

What if some of the paint spilled on the bed?

Then the room would have to be redecorated or new sheets bought.


What if a huge paint fight started?

Then would be the time to leave.

What if the door was blocked?

Then I'd suggest you try a window.


What if we stayed and made naked wall murals?

Then we could have a showing and drink champagne.


What if some people wanted to buy our walls?

Then that would help finance a bigger wall for the next picture. (I like naked wall murals. :))

What if we became professional naked wall mural painters?

Then, there'd be a long pause before someone "BUMPED" this tread.

What if we got the thread going again with a big Pixie orgy?

I'd rush right over to join in the fun.

What if I bring along some toys?