And I'll show you someone shocked as hell in the summer when they get hit by that snowball.




Show me a man trying to buy sexy lingerie for his S/O............

...and I'll show you a man hoping for a model.

Show me a woman who is full and wants a nap...

and i'll show you someone still chatting on pixies...

Show me a man ready to be done with work for the day...

...and I'll show you a man hoping for an invitation.

Show me a woman who is dripping wet...

and i'll show you a woman anxious to extend an invitation.

Show me a free evening.

...and I'll show you a man hoping to get laid.

Show me a woman dusting off her mantra...

and i'll show you someone thinking about putting it in storage for a while...

Show me another hotel room...

...and I'll show you a man not staying at the Residence Inn

Sho me a woman who has a 6 am flight...

and i'll show you someone who needs to take care of things early the night before...

Show me a week on the road...

...and I'll show you someone who'd rather be petting her cat.

Show me someone who lives too far away...

and i'll show you very few opportunities...


Show me a woman laying naked on her bed (sorry... distracted by osuche's av)

...and I'll show you a woman who is no longer in chat. Her hands are too busy :D

Show me a man leaving work...

and i'll show you a man looking for a place to go

Show me a woman with busy hands...

...and I'll how you a woman who's chatting (and nothing else, you perv!)

Show me a man thinking about cookies...

... and I'll show you a very normal feller. :)

Show me a woman in a nightie ...