The bad news is that I hate the weekends.

The good news is that I can sleep in on the weekends.

The bad news is that I have to go to work.

The good news is that I don't have to go to work.

The bad news is that it's back to work tomorrow.

The good news is that today was very calm.

The bad news is, we could use more rain.

The good news is that you don't have to water blacktop!

The bad news is that blacktop gets hot.

The good news is you can wear shoes when walking on it.

The bad news is that I don't like wearing shoes.

The good news is, shoes are optional attire here at Pixies.

The bad news is only if you step on something with bare feet.

The good news is that DB would be first in line for a walking back massage.

The bad news is ... er ... ah ... I can't think of any. :)

The good news is - someone finally stumped DB :rofl:

The bad news is ... that's all too easy. :rolleyes2

The good news is that I can turn the A/Cs off today.

The bad news is that my AC never shuts off. Hate summer!

The good news is that today is a beautiful day here with the high in the low 80s.

The bad news is that my lawn needs mowing and the mower is broke!

The good news is the grass will be burnt up from lack of rain before it starts growing again anyhow.

The bad news is that we get more rain then we need.

The good news is if your grass gets too long, maybe Aqua would lend you his sheep. :)

The bad news is....the borrowing of said sheep would cause the grass to grow greener and faster.

The good news is that the grass will at least be recycled.

Of course, the bad news is that the sheep chould cause one to slip in the sheep sh ... er ... recycled grass. :)

The good news is that I have off on Monday.

The bad news is I'm tired. :(

The good news is that its Friday!

The bad news is that I napped longer than I intended. :(

The good news is that you can stay up longer tonight.

The bad news is that the houshold chores are building up.

The good news is that I have done most of my chores for the day.

The bad news is that I heard something we sent to a friend isn't there yet. :( Sniff.

The good news is it will most likely get there the first of next week.

The bad news is that one of the outside cats didn't show up for breakfast.

The good news is that his absence leaves more food for the other cats. :D

The bad news is, they may get fat from eating too much.

The good news is that they are outdoor cats and can run around all they want for exercise and not tear up the house.