these are tame......would you ever push dog shit up your nose to save your mothers life ?

not too sure how that one would work sweetie!

would you ever send a dog dropping sample to get tested in place of one from a person who really got to you~~~~and waited till they got the results??????

Sure, why not....they probably deserved it!!!


Would you ever pretend you didn't speak English if you didn't want to deal with a situation?

Sure if it got me out of that situation.


Would you ever place dog poop on someone's porch and light it and run?

No, it's pissed me off too much when it's done to me.

Would you ever skip line when you're in a hurry?

No. Line jumping is cause for ejection from the park.

(Oops! Sorry--had a King's Island amusement park moment there.) :D

Would you ever watch reruns, just to have something to do?

We do it every day at our house........:D



Would you ever place a prank phone call to a friend?

Not since I turned, oh, 13 or so. :D

Would you ever keep someone's child when you really didn't have the time?

Yes, that's what friends are for. ;)


Would you ever break a friend's confidence?

No, at least not without excessively convincing cause, like impending death.

Would you ever borrow something from a friend without permission?

Probably not.


Would you ever display baby pictures of your S/O in your living room?

Yes we do.

Would you ever bring out the black mail pictures of your kids to their date?

I've been thinking about it. I *have* the evidence.

Would you ever share a deep, personal secret with someone you just "felt right" about?

Yep. Never regretted it yet. Of course, maybe my secrets are boring.

Would you ever enjoy lying to someone?

Never. Makes me uncomfortable.

Would you ever get up on stage and lead a sing-a-long?

I sing as a Blues Brothers in a BB Tribute band.. so hells yeah!

Would you ever go on a t.v. gameshow in the audience and try to start "A Wave"?

Probably not. Too introverted.

Would you ever give your S/O a gift, just 'cause?

Nope. I like my own.

Would you ever complete someone's sentences?

I do that all the time with my hubby......guess being together nearly 32 yrs will sort of do that.


Would you ever have a baby for a good friend who is unable to get pregnant?

I think I might, although it would be very difficult on me mentally and physically.

Would you ever give up on someone you were attracted to because you weren't getting the right signals?

Nah. I always figure if today is a bad day for my wife, maybe tomorrow will be better. :D :D

Would you ever get naked in a park?

If I was sure there wasn't anyone else around, yes.


Would you ever taked naked pictures of yourself in a public area?

Mmmm, maybe, and then again, maybe not.

Would you ever put out feelers?

(holding his hands out in front of himself) I WOULD, I WOULD! :D :D

Would you ever secretly hope for a strip search?

Oh, you're not talking about the one I was offered in chat, are you? :D

Hmmmmm, probably not.

Would you ever wear a child's party hat *outside* of the party?

Yep. Mostly because I forgot it was on.

Would you ever kiss and tell?

No.

Would you ever take time off, just because your boss was driving you nuts?

Have many times.

Would you ever drive miles for a smile?

In reference to Renee Zellweger and our man Jerry, I'd drive miles for just a "hello."

Would you ever plan scenarios with a special person in your head, in the hopes that they'd come true?

I've done that many times. Usually, get-a-ways with my wife. Once in a while they've even came true :D ... but not always :(.

Would you ever make reservations at a "fantasy motel?"

I might. :)

Would you ever snack instead of eating dinner?

I have ... I shouldn't, but I have.

Would you ever "celebrate" something bad happening to someone else?

No not really.

Would you ever be fed grapes?

I haven't yet had the opportunity.

Would you ever help a friend of a friend?

I have, and depending on the help needed, I'd do it again.. gotta keep the circle of friendship going 'round..

would you ever go skydiving ?

Nope. Too bothered by heights to step out of a perfectly good airplane. :)

Would you ever walk across a railway bridge?

yes, matter of fact, used to get wasted sometimes on one near Boston University.. quit the practice after a close call with a train. lol

would you drink day-old coffee?

fuck no...coffee snob


Would you ever chew someone elses gum?