a bevy of hunks with fans and peeled grapes

extra few hours in my day...

T-ball glove, right-handed, to magically appear in my van instead of being somewhere in my house. :D

valium

a kiss goodnight

A playmate with A rock hard cock

pucker up, buttercup

kiss

















































:rofl:

lmfao soft boiled egg cup too :lurv:

:D
she was sooooooooo pretty, i couldn't resist :p

Mmmmm...now there's some long curly hair I could pull. :D

exactly! ;)

Good morning kiss

:x:

See wyndhy ;)

tissue

chartered jet so i can go pick up my honey.

scrap that^^^^i'll just take a teleporter

Maybe a 10 hour nap.

a beer

a :teleport: to the beach tomorrow to avoid hot buses and streetcars (and also to avoid the misleading cool of the subway only to come out to the soup that is air right now)

After 10 months of nothing, I need psychiatric help, but will settle for someone to massage and receive one in return.

a brain transplant after a fight with the SO :hair:

relief from this damn headache

yet another cup of tea

always happy to oblige......
but hold onto your booty little cutie
arrrrrrrrrrrrr
;)

i woulda posted to pic of his av but the last i checked he was flippin us all the bird :D

secretary that has forgotten I'm at work today

kiss goodnight

For my cat to be, at least, some semblance of normal.

Medicine for my cold.

man servant :D

volunteer to eat all these damn grapes I've peeled. :grin:

Someone to help me pack the crap I want to move and get rid of the crap I don't. :D

some grape skins :D

I need days to last longer than 24 hours. :D

a nap (and I just woke up)

Coffee

Replacement for my unresponsive body pillow

something that sucks the humidity out of the air!

Hot bath and a quiet evening to do more Stats.

...another beer, another job, another wife, and another laugh.

some sleep