yeah putting my hands on you would be such a turnoff

I bet your hands are clamy and would shake from nerves.

and your skin would be rough

Doubt you could even get it up. :p

I'd rather lick an ashtray!

I want to go without sex for the rest of my life

I have no intrest in sex either

I'm glad I lost touch with my friend after grade school, I never liked him anyway

I'm looking forward to being gone this weekend.

I hate that it's Friday Night Spanking night! :booty:

I regret ever learning to like coffee

I'm glad it's starting to get late.

I love the heat.

I will not workout tomorrow.

I'm going to stay home and not go to the wedding of my nephew.

I hope today passes quickly.

I hate sex.

^^ Me too! ^^

^^ Me three! ^^

I'm living a celibate life.

I'm ready for winter.

It's so exciting to be alone in the games with no other Pixie bothering me. :thumb:

I never get excited when our sexy lady Pixies show up.

That's because you a man's man. :D

I should go mow the lawn again in the dark. :D

I just Looooooooooooooove lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng meetings!

I love taking test!

I am not eyeing that bag of doritos I bought today.

thats a bag of doritos in my pocket and i'm not pleased to see you!

I'm not laughing out loud and going to wake the baby

lmao... erm not

I did not just wake up from a nap.

I am not horny and needing some attention!

I'm never horny.

I have no chores to do.

I'm glad it's raining for our friends outdoor birthday party.

I am not happy at all I have a week off of work next week

I :heartbeat playing the Smut Games all by my little lonesome. Would hate to have some hot Pixies come in here and try to flirt with me. :eew:

I don't like flirting.

Your not any good at it anyway.