I'm too shy and unassuming

I would suggest you take a class to help you, but I don't think you should waste your money like that.

Maybe I could join a circus.

I don't think you should expect people to actually pay to see your performance.

I guess I could go on the barter system. :)

I won't be posting to this thread any more.

Good, we don't want your kind of lies!

I sure hope today goes poorly.

I'm looking forward to the Viewing and Vigil service this evening.

I dont want to have a vacation

I love how busy I'm going to be today.

The check's in the mail

The weather today is just awful!

You better not send one to me

I won't cum in your mouth

You better not. :blink:

I don't miss certain Pixies

It's going to be a nice day, so I'd better stay inside.

I enjoyed the funeral yesterday.

I really think I'm getting the hang of algebra.

a + b not= a + b + c
and c does not keep me awake all night

I am not at all horny today.

thats a terrible thought :(

You didn't just make me want to fish slap you. :trout:

Sex is definitely over-rated.

I dislike music.

I'm not craving a root beer float

I believe that ^^^^.

I hope it rains this weekend.

...was hoping I'd get hit by a car today.

I think the August trip to Niagara Falls sounds like a bummer.

I'm not looking forward to my vacation in July at all.

Vacations are a waste of time.

The temperature is a bit brisk for this time of year.

I think I'll try drilling for oil in my backyard.

I don't have a headache. :(

I have no work to get done, so I am heading to the beach

I hope the work on my car costs a lot of money.

I'm not hungry.

The humidity has dropped to almost nothing today.