and I'll show you one who wants to try and keep them

show me a skeptical woman

show me a skeptical woman...and I'll show you a woman who thinks herself a realist

Show me a man who feels differently...

and I'll show you one trying to prove her wrong

show me a cold woman

show me a cold woman...and I'll show you someone not sitting next to Musicman

Show me a man without a clue...

awww - you're too sweet to me....

show me a man without a clue and I'll show you a dimwit

show me a woman without a clue......

And I'll show you a female dimwit.

Show me a woman who enjoys her body and I'll show you.......

a man who enjoys her body too

show me a guy with a tent in his pants

And I'll show you a woman who wants to relieve that tent.


Show me someone who enjoys playing smut games and I'll show you.....

...someone who has great friends.


Show me someone attending his or her child's sporting events...

And I'll show you a proud parent.

Show me a lady with someone between her legs and I'll show you.....

...someone who doesn't want to move.

Show me someone who withholds information...

And I'll show you someone who holds things inside them.

Show me a person who takes time to smell the roses and I'll show you...........

...someone who is relaxed.

Show me an empty cupboard...

And I'll show you someone needing to go shopping.


Show me a lady who likes to be made love to in the shower and I'll show you....

a woman with pruney everything.

Show me a guy who prefers a bath...