Very very guilty :)

I am a people person.

guilty



I could use a hug right now.

Guilty


I could also use a beer right now

Not guilty, I don't like beer...

Though I could go for some hard liquor right now...

guilty

and then more hard liquor

Guilty. I have been drinking spiked tea all day


It hasn't made me feel any better

not guilty - haven't had any yet

I need some serious sex

Not guilty - it's been making me feel wonderful.

I'm extremely horny tonight.

guilty

don't think I'll have anything but self love tonight though :(

Guilty

But I might get lucky on Thursday :D :hot: :D

Unfortuneatly Not Guilty... *sigh*

doing something you really didn't want to just to make someone else happy

Guilty...sometimes


I've gotten more opinionated as I've gotten older

guilty.

the older I get the more I find myself thinking 'I wonder what they are up too now'?

guilty

I feel older whenever I hear a song from my youth and realize how old the song actually is

True

I feel young when I realize how much hope and how many dreams I have, compared to many around me.

not guilty

I"m feeling my age these days

guilty

I like wearing perfume.

not guilty,more an aftershave kinda guy.



the aftershave/perfume you wear cost's more than you shoulda have paid for it

Not Guilty, i buy the cheaper stuff that smells just as good and i don't use it that much anyways



You Drive around without Auto Insurance

Not guilty.

You're still tired.

Guilty. I am beginning to believe that it is a life sentence.

A vibrator is the most important electrical device you own.

Not guilty...my battery charger is. :hot:


You have more than five sex toys.

guilty


you have more than 5 people who want you to use sex toys on them

not knowingly guilty


You've closed your eyes and been transported.

guilty...it's so easy sometimes



You would like to do something naughty and just a tad bt dangerous.

Hmmmmm, got any ideas?

<--- hope it doesn't involve a stun gun! :eek:


You consider yourself conservative in the bedroom.

False, or, at least, I hope I'm not.

You've tried something new with food play recently.

Not Guilty...We don't do food play. Well, except for that time with the chocolate sauce. Unless you count the hot dog I made for Lixy?

You keep a diary.

I've been keeping track on my online work calendar of events lately. Does that count?

Your hair gets frizzy.

not guilty

hair gets flat.....

If its dirty


You need to wash your car.

More like I need to clean the interior. It's a mess in there.

You need to develop better posture

my mother would say guilty :rolleyes:

You like to sing in the shower.

Not guilty

You often stand in the shower for more than 30 minutes at a time

Not Guilty...I've got kids. And a wife that knows I like to masturbate.

You think showers are best when they're scalding hot.

VERY guilty

The only time your back gets scrubbed is if someone else does it for you. ;)

guilty - I try but I'm not limber enough

I try to take vacation days just to renergize

Lately, yes

I think sometimes that thoughts sometimes pop up unexpectetly sometimes.

Guilty

Got to mow the lawn today. :(