Show me a digital camera... and I'll show you a man who needs to purchase new batteries

Show me a man with a photographer...

and i'll show you some new pics in the men's section!

Show me some toys...

Show me some toys... and I'll show you a woman waiting for a phone call LOL

Show me a man who wats to borrow some toys...

and I'll show you someone hoping to take some pictures...

Show me a free evening...

Show me a free evening... and I'll show you a very lucky man

Show me people who are addicted to Pixies...

and I'll show you all our posts in smut games

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche...and I'll show you an osuche who is also lucky

Show me a friendin need...

and I'll show you someone who would help in any way possible.

Show me a sore back...

Show me a sore back... and I'll sow you a man who needs to get his workout more often.

Show me a woman in heat....

and I'll show you a guy who wants to help

show me a jellybean and some licorice

show me a jellybean and some licorice...and I'll show you a man with a sweet tooth

Show me a woman who wants romance...

Show me a woman who wants romance...and I'll show you a lady looking for a gentleman.

Show me satin sheets and pillowcases ...

and I'll show you a couple who make love on the floor because they keep falling out of bed

show me a quiet sunday morning

... and I'll show you a somewhat lazy family. :D

Show me a sexy photo ...

and I'll direct you to pixies

show me a sexy woman