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Always loved that one too, WI.
I later heard that she wrote that song based on letters she received from a stalker...the SOB then dared to sue her for stealing his words without paying royalities... Read the words again in that context, & see if that doesn't put a double shiver down your spine... |
Feelin' more mellow today...kinda in the mood for some Tony Bennet.
I don't need your photograph To keep by my bed Your picture is always in my head. I don't need your portrait To call you to mind For sleeping or waking I find: The very thought of you And I forget to do The little ordinary things that everyone ought to do. I'm living in a kind of daydream I'm happy as a king And foolish though it may seem, To me, you're everything. The mere idea of you, The longing here for you, You'll never know how slow the moments go 'Till I'm near to you. I see your face in every flower Your eyes in stars above It's just the thought of you The very thought of you, my love. The very thought of you And I forget to do The little ordinary things that everyone ought to do. The mere idea of you The longing here for you You'll never know how slow the moments go 'Till I'm near to you. I see your face in every flower Your eyes in stars above It's just the thought of you The very thought of you The very thought of you The very thought of you, my love. |
Nope, not mellow for me today. Been waiting for this day for too long!
Go Cubs Go!!! -- By Steve Goodman Baseball season's underway Well you better get ready for a brand new day. Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! They're singin' Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! They got the power, They got the speed, To be the best in the National League. Well this is the year and the Cubs are real. So come on down to Wrigley Field! We're singin' now, Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! Baseball time is here again, And you can catch it all on WGN. So stamp your feet and clap your hands. Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans! Here 'em singin' now, Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! Go Cubs Go!!! Go Cubs Go!!! Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna win today! |
Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the aide of me I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . . 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin' weird up here So I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . " But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone . . . "Where's those titties I like so well, 'n' my godam beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil , . . He's about this big , . . He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabifch!" 'Cause I was mad at him. Well he just got out the floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter. Said: BANG BANG BANG The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . . You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!" WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?" SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'. 'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "I can't complain when the checks come through . . '' WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR! "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . '' YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE, THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . . GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY- SQUEEZIN' TIME! "You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . . I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . . Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . . 'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . . "WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO? (improvised dialog) "No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ... I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's Magic Ink!" And then the Devil puked 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!" And then she gave us the finger, It was rigid 'n stiff, That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff The Devil was mad took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? etc. repeat |
Well, my name's John Lee Pettimore.
Same as my daddy and his daddy's before. You hardly ever saw grandaddy down here. He'd only come to town about twice a year. To buy a hundred pounds o' yeast and some copper line. Everybody knew that he made moonshine. Now, the revenuer man wanted granddaddy bad. Headed up the holler with everything he had. Before my time, but I've been told. He never come back from Copperhead Road. Granddaddy ran whisky in a big black Dodge. Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge. "Johnson County Sheriff" painted on the side. Just shot coat of primer, then he looked inside. Well, him and my uncle tore that engine down. I still remember that rumbling sound. Then the sheriff came around in the middle of the night. Heard momma crying, knew something wasn't right. He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load. You could smell the whisky burning down Copperhead Road. I volunteered for the army on my birthday. They draft the white trash first round here anyway. I done two tours of duty in Viet Nam. I came home with a brand new plan. I'd take the seeds from Columbia and Mexico. I just planted up a holler down Copperhead Road. Now the D.E.A.'s got a chopper in the air. I wake up screamin' like I'm back over there. I learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't you know. You better stay away from Copperhead Road. |
Ying Yang Twins :D
*whispers* Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can And im known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth dont get fed So I dont mind asking for head You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed And you can start usin' yo head You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough Switch the positions and ready to get down to business So you can see what you've been missin' You might had some but you never had none like this Just wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy Up, Beat da pussy up You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth Put my dick in, take your thumb out There might be a lil kosher to deal with Wet ? hope they dont spill shit I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl Like (OOOOOH!) Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat Fuck a bitch on da counter make the Place fall mats On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack Crack...crack Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait til you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait you see my dick Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy Up, Beat da pussy up (OOOOOOOH!) |
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This seems like a good one for today.
Flirtin' With Disaster by Molly Hatchet I'm travelin' down the road, I'm flirtin' with disaster. I've got the pedal to the floor, My life is running faster. I'm out of money, I'm out of hope, It looks like self destruction. Well how much more can we take, With all of this corruption. Been flirtin' with disaster, Ya'll know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you want to be - YEAH. When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny. Chorus: I'm travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Yeah! I've tried to turn my head away, Feels about the same most every day. Speeding down the fast lane, Playin' from town to town. The boys and I have been burnin' it up, Can't seem to slow it down. I've got the pedal to the floor, Our lives are runnin' faster, Got our sights set straight ahead, But ain't sure what we're after. Flirtin' with disaster, Ya'll know what I mean. You know the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you plan to be - Yea!! When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny. Chorus: Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Don't try to turn my head away, I'm flirtin' with disaster every day. Flirtin' with disaster, baby, Ya'll know what I mean. You know the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you plan to be - Yea!! When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny. Chorus: Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Don't try to turn my head away, I'm flirtin' with disaster every day. |
Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile But then if you're so smart tell me why You are still so afraid? Where's the fire, what's the hurry about? You better cool it off before you burn it out You got so much to do and only So many hours in a day But you know that when the truth is told That you can get what you want Or you an just get old You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through When will you realize Vienna waits for you Slow down you're doing fine You can't be everything you want to be Before your time Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight Too bad but it's the life you lead You're so ahead of yourself That you forgot what you need Though you can see when you're wrong But you know you can't always see when you're right You got your passion you got your pride But don't you know only fools are satisfied? Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true When will you realize Vienna waits for you Slow down you crazy child Take the phone off the hook And disappear for a while It's alright you can afford to lose a day or two When will you realize Vienna waits for you. |
One of my favorites.
You Can't Judge a Book By the Cover ~~ Bo Diddley You can't judge an apple by looking at a tree, You can't judge honey by looking at the bee, You can't judge a daughter by looking at the mother, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. Oh can't you see, Oh you misjudge me, I look like a farmer, But I'm a lover, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. Oh come on in closer baby, Hear what else I gotta say! You got your radio turned down too low, Turn it up! You can't judge sugar by looking at the cane, You can't judge a woman by looking at her man, You can't judge a sister by looking at her brother, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. Oh can't you see, Oh you misjudge me, I look like a farmer, But I'm a Lover, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. You can't judge a fish by lookin' in the pond, You can't judge right from looking at the wrong, You can't judge one by looking at the other, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. Oh can't you see, Oh you misjudge me, I look like a farmer, But I'm a lover, You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. |
Holding Out For A Hero
I always liked this Bonnie Tyler hit ...
Holding Out for a Hero Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need [Chorus] I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet [Chorus] Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I would swear that there's someone somewhere Watching me Through the wind end the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like the fire in my blood |
Don't Try Suicide ~~ by Queen
A-one two three four one Yeah OK Don't do it don't you try it baby Don't do that don't don't don't Don't do that You got a good thing going now Don't do it don't do it Don't Don't try suicide Nobody's worth it Don't try suicide Nobody cares Don't try suicide You're just gonna hate it Don't try suicide Nobody gives a damn So you think it's the easy way out? Think you're gonna slash your wrists This time Baby when you do it all you do is Get on my tits Don't do that try try try baby Don't do that - you got a good thing going now Don't do it don't do it Don't Don't try suicide Nobody's worth it Don't try suicide Nobody cares Don't try suicide You're just gonna hate it Don't try suicide Nobody gives a damn You need help Look at yourself you need help You need life So don't hang yourself It's ok ok ok ok You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time A little bit attention - you got it Need some affection - you got it Suicide suicide suicide bid Suicide suicide suicide bid Suicide Don't do it don't do it don't do it babe (yeah) Don't do it don't do it don't - do it Yeah Don't put your neck on the line Don't drown on me babe Blow your brains out - Don't do that (yeah) Don't do that - you got a good thing going baby Don't do it (no) don't do it (no) don't Don't try suicide Nobody's worth it Don't try suicide Nobody cares Don't try suicide You're just gonna hate it Don't try suicide Nobody gives - nobody cares Nobody gives a damn OK |
Hmmmm, I wonder why this song just popped into my head.
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer-- George Thorogood & the Destroyers Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you tomorrow. the next day I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer |
If Everyone Cared -- Nickelback
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died When nobody died... We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died |
If hell really does exist then I'm probably heading there on the express shuttle but while driving home from picking up some dinner a little bit ago, I heard this song and thought of an old girlfriend.
Mista Bone -- by Great White That girl is just a cool good looker That baby's sweeter than raw brown sugar Never mind cause the fancy took her She says she wants to let the small head rock her What a smile Don't it drive you insane Ooh ma baby Drive a mile Just to ride back again Baby won't ya rock it tonight And when she's in the mood When she needs that lovin' groove When she wants it rude She grooves with Mista Bone If she's in the mood If she hits that lovin' groove When she's gettin' rude She grooves with Mista Bone Just take it like a sweet injection Just a token of my affection Another night we'll take another direction I'm gonna play you like a rhythm section What style Let me see that again Ooh my baby Drive a mile Just to ride you again Baby won't ya rock it tonight |
We've got a little "Two for Tuesday" today for IowaMan. Sort of in a Fab Four mood.
Eleanor Rigby Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Octopus's Garden I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade He'd let us in, knows where we've been In his octopus' garden in the shade I'd ask my friends to come and see An octopus' garden with me I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade. We would be warm below the storm In our little hideaway beneath the waves Resting our head on the sea bed In an octopus' garden near a cave We would sing and dance around because we know we can't be found I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade We would shout and swim about The coral that lies beneath the waves (Lies beneath the ocean waves) Oh what joy for every girl and boy Knowing they're happy and they're safe (Happy and they're safe) We would be so happy you and me No one there to tell us what to do I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden with you. |
Deano
See the pyramids along the Nile Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle Just remember, darling, all the while You belong to me. See the marketplace in old Algiers Send me photographs and souvenirs But remember when a dream appears You belong to me. I'll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too---and blue Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when it's wet with rain Just remember till you're home again You belong to me |
dooooooooooooooooon't cross the street in the middle
in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle of the block don't cross the street in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle of the block! use your eyes to look up use your ears to hear walk up to the corner when the coast is clear and wait and wait until you see the light turn green don't cross the street in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle of the block!!! |
You Held the World in Your Arms
Every face Even the one you saw yesterday It looks different today Cos everything's changed since yesterday In every possible way Things seem different today Not like yesterday Is consideration More like an acception - of consideration? Cos you have the world in your arms tonight And what if you held the world in your arms? When you're secure, do you feel much safer? As days never change, and it's three years later It's like your life hasn't changed, And it's three years late So how does it feel, to be three years late? And watching your youth drift away What seems different, seems different today And what seems different, seems different today Is consideration More like an exception - of consideration? Cos you have the world in your arms tonight And what if you held the world in your arms? You have the world in your arms tonight And what if you held the world in your arms? (tonight...) (tonight...) Cos you have the world in your arms tonight And what if you held the world in your arms? Cos you have the world in your arms tonight And what if you held the world in your arms? |
I think I may have posted this one before but I told a friend that I would so they could see it. Pretty much the story of a really, really bad day for me a lifetime ago.
"I Saw Red" by Warrant Oo it must be magic How inside your eyes I see my destiny Every time we kiss I feel you breathe your love so deep inside of me And if the moon and stars should fall They'd be easy to replace I would lift you up to heaven And you would take their place Then I saw red When I opened up the door I saw red Heart just spilled on to the floor And I didn't need to see his face I saw yours I saw red then I closed the door I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore Everyday I wake up I thank God that you are Still a part of me Opened up the door to which So many people never find the key And if the sun Should ever fail to send his light We will burn a thousand candles And make everything alright Then I saw red When I opened up the door I saw red Heart just spilled on to the floor And I didn't need to see his face I saw yours I saw red then I closed the door I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore I've been hurt And I've been blind I'm not sure that I'll be fine I never thought it would End this way Then I saw red When I opened up the door I saw red Heart just spilled on to the floor And I didn't need to see his face I saw yours I saw red then I closed the door I don't think I'm gonna love you anymore Oo it must be magic |
and just to bring the tone of this thread down to a base level - was watching my favourite comedian Victoria Wood on DVD the other night, this is one of her comic songs - which has to be heard to be believed really, well I like it anyhow...
'The Ballad of Freda and Barry' Freda and Barry sat one night. The sky was clear. The stars were bright. The wind was soft. The moon was up. Freda drained her cocoa cup She licked her lips. She felt sublime. She switched off Gardeners' Question Time. Barry cringed in fear and dread As Freda grabbed his tie, and said: Let's do it! Let's do it, Do it while the mood is right! I'm feeling Appealing. I've really got an appetite. I'm on fire With desire. I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! But he said: I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't believe in too much sex. This fashion For passion Turns us into nervous wrecks. No derision! My decision— I'd rather watch The Spinners on the television. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. So she said: Let's do it! Let's do it, Do it till our hearts go boom! Go native, Creative Living in the living room. This folly Is jolly. Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! But he said: I can't do it. I can't do it. Me 'eavy breathing days have gone. I'm older, Feel colder. It's other things that turn me on. I'm imploring: I'm boring. Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. So she said: Let's do it! Let's do it, Have a crazy night of love! I'll strip bare. I'll just wear Stilettos and an oven glove. Don't starve a girlof a palaver. Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! But he said: I can't do it. I can't do it. I know I'd only get it wrong. Don't angle For me to dangle. Me arms 'ave never been that strong. Stop pouting. Stop shouting. You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. Let's do it! Let's do it, Share a night of wild romance, Frenetic, Poetic! This could be your last big chance To quote Milton, To eat Stilton, To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! I can't do it. I can't do it. I've got other little jobs on hand. Don't grouse Around the house. I've got a busy evening planned. Stop nagging. I'm flagging. You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. Let's do it! Let's do it While I'm really in the mood! Three cheers! It's years Since I caught you even semi-nude. Be drastic Gymnastic. Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! I can't do it. I can't do it. I must refuse to get undressed. I feel silly. It's too chilly To go without me thermal vest. Don't choose me. Don't use me. Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. Let's do it! Let's do it! I feel I absolutely must. I won't exempt you, Want to tempt you, Want to drive you mad with lust. No cautions, Just contortions! Smear an avocado on me lower portions. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! I can't do it. I can't do it It's really not my cup of tea. I'm harassed, Embarrassed. I wish you hadn't picked on me. No dramas! Give me me pyjamas. The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers. I can't do it. I can't do it tonight. Let's do it! Let's do it! I really want to run amok. Let's wiggle. Let's jiggle. Let's really make the rafters rock. Be mighty. Be flighty. Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! Let's do it! Let's do it! I really want to rant and rave. Let's go, 'Cause I know Just how I want you to behave: Not bleakly, Not meekly. Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight! |
That was one heckuva song.
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"I Want You" by Savage Garden
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings Take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a chica cherry cola I don't need to try to explain I just hold on tight and If it happens again I may move so slightly to the arms And the lips and the face Of The Human Cannonball that I need to I want to... Come stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You'll never know what hit you when I get to you Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but Ooh I'd die to find out Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but Ooh I'd die to find out I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for But a look and then a smell of perfume It's like I'm down on the floor And I Don't know what I'm in for Conversation has a time and place in the interaction Of a lover and a mate but the time of talking Using symbols, using words can be likened To a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat Come stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You'll never know what hit you when I get to you Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but Ooh I'd die to find out Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but Ooh I'd die to find out Ooh, ahh... Ooh, ahh... Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings Take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a chica cherry cola I don't need to try to explain I just hold on tight and If it happens again I may move so slightly to the arms And the lips and the face Of The Human Cannonball that I need to I want to... |
How about a little Nat King Cole to wind down the day? Couldn't possibly get any better than that.
Mona Lisa Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you You're so like the lady with the mystic smile Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you? For that Mona Lisa strangeness in your smile? Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep They just lie there and they die there Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa? Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art? Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep They just lie there and they die there Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa? Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art? Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa A Blossom Fell A blossom fell from off a tree It settled softly on the lips you turned to me The gypsies say and I know why "A falling blossom only touches lips that lie" A blossom fell and very soon I saw you kissing someone new beneath the moon I thought you loved me, you said you loved me We planned together to dream forever The dream has ended, for true love died The night a blossom fell and touched two lips that lied A blossom fell and very soon I saw you kissing someone new beneath the moon I thought you loved me, you said you loved me We planned together to dream forever The dream has ended, for true love died The night a blossom fell and touched two lips that lied |
Well...have I?
Have I told you lately that I love you Have I told you there's no one else above you Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness Ease my troubles, that's what you do For the morning sun and all its glory Meets the day with hope and comfort too You fill my life with laughter, somehow you make it better Ease my troubles, that's what you do There's a love that's defined And it's yours and it's mine like the sun And at the end of the day We should give thanks and pray to the one, to the one Have I told you lately that I love you Have I told you there's no one else above you Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness Ease my troubles, that's what you do There's a love that's defined And it's yours and it's mine like the sun And at the end of the day We should give thanks and pray to the one, to the one And have I told you lately that I love you Have I told you there's no one else above you You fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness Ease my troubles, that's what you do Take away all my sadness, fill my life with gladness Ease my troubles, that's what you do Take away all my sadness, fill my life with gladness Ease my troubles, that's what you do |
Well, you can't beat The Smiths for dour, yet amusing lyrics and music.
Frankly, Mr Shankly Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul I want to leave, you will not miss me I want to go down in musical history Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck I've got the 21st century breathing down my neck I must move fast, you understand me I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr. Shankly Fame, Fame, fatal Fame It can play hideous tricks on the brain But still I'd rather be Famous Than righteous or holy, any day Any day, any day But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill I want to live and I want to Love I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way and it corrodes my soul Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask You are a flatulent pain in the arse I do not mean to be so rude Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly Oh, give us your money ! |
wallflowers
So long ago, I don't remember when That's when they say I lost my only friend Well, they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn With the long broken arm of human law Now, it always seemed such a waste She always had a pretty face I wondered why she hung around this place Come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me and Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all is good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end, it's just her window ledge Come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me and Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight Well, this place is old It feels just like a beat up truck I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn Well, it smells of cheap wine and cigarettes This place is always such a mess Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams I think your death, it must be killin' me... Hey, hey, hey Come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me and Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight |
I can't tell you the name of this band... but their initials are AC/DC.
We roll tonight [We're on tonight] To the guitar bite Yeah, yeah, oh Stand up and be counted For what you are about to receive We are the dealers We'll give you everything you need Hail hail to the good times 'Cause rock has got the right of way We ain't no legend, ain't no cause We're just livin' for today For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you We rock at dawn on the front line Like a bolt right out of the blue The sky's alight with the guitar bite Heads will roll and rock tonight For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you Yes we do For those about to rock, we salute you Oooh, we salute! Oooh, ooooh yeah We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire Ready and aimed at you Pick up your balls and load up your cannon For a twenty-one gun salute For those about to rock - fire We salute you For those about to rock, we salute you Those about to rock - fire We salute you Fire We salute you We salute you Come on, whooa For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you For those about to rock, we salute you Shoot, shoot Shoot, shoot For those of you, for those who rock Yeah (Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.) We salute you We salute you We salute you Fire |
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The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to :D shadrach, the beastie boys Riddle me this my brotha can you handle it Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it Equinox symmetry and the balance is right Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night It's not how you play the game it's how you win it I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic For those about to rock we salute you The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to I once was lost but now I'm found The music washes over and you're one with the sound Who shall inherit the earth the meek shall I think I'm starting to peak now Al And then the man upstairs well I hope that he cares If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire We're just 3 M.C.'s and we're on the go SHADRACH MESACH ABEDNAGO Only 24 hours in a day Only 12 notes a man can play Music for all and not just one people And now we're gonna bust with the Putney Swope sequel More Adidas sneakers that a plumber got pliers Got more suites that Jacoby & Meyers If not for my vices my bugged out desires My year would be good just like Goodyear's tires So I'm out pickin' pockets at the Atlantic Antic And nobody wants to hear you cause your rhymes are so frantic I mix business with pleasure way too much I mean wine and women and song and such I don't get blue I gotta mean red streak You don't pay the band your friends and that's weak Get even like Steven like pulling a Rambo SHADRACH MESACH ABEDNAGO Steal from the rich and I'm out robbing banks Give to the poor and I always give thanks Got more stories that J.D. got Salinger I hold the title and you are the challenger I've got money like Charles Dickens Got the girlies in the Coupe like the Colonel's got the chickens Always go out dapper like Harry S. Truman I'm madder than Mad's Alfred E. Newman Never gonna let them say that I don't love you My noggin is hoggin all kinds of thoughts Adam Yoggin is Yauch and he's rockin of course Smoke the holy chalice got my own religion Rally round the stage and check the funky dope musicians Jerry Lee Swaggert or Jerry Lee Falwell You love Mario Andretti cause he always drives his car well Vicious circle of reality since the day you were born And we love the hot butter on what the popcorn Sippin on wine and mackin Rockin on the stage with all the hands clappin Ride the wave of fate it don't ride me Being very proud to be an M.C. And the man upstairs I hope that he cares If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire Amps and crossovers under my rear hood The bass is bumpin from the back of my Fleetwood They tell us what to do hell no SHADRACH MESACH ABEDNAGO |
The days grow short, the nights are gone;
since you were here I can't go on. I cried for you, to no avail; now my life runs cold when the night winds wail. But I cheat the hangman, cheated him many times before; the bell that tolls the hour has turned sweet lips to sour. Yes, I cheat the hangman, and even when life has flown away I leave a kiss behind... The rain that fell upon my stone like tears you cry I shared alone. I walk the night, I cannot sleep; the love you spend you cannot reap . But I cheat the hangman, cheated him many times before; the bell that tolls the hour has turned sweet lips to sour. Yes, I cheat the hangman, and even when life has flown away I leave a kiss behind; the glow of love will shine. Lighted windows stare at the stranger there returning home; only lighted windows stare at the lonely stranger there returning home. I leave a kiss behind; the glow of love will shine. Lighted windows stare at the stranger there returning home; only lighted windows stare at the lonely stranger there returning home. Only lighted windows stare at the lonely stranger there returning home. |
i need to make th kids some new cds. they want to listen to same songs over and over and over. i hear them so much, i wake up singing them. :p
marmalade's from scotland rugs from pakistan mexico has jumping beans and cars are from japan clowns are from the circus barking comes from dogs eggs come from a chicken and log cabins come from logs but where, where do they make balloons? oh where, where do they make balloons? new york has tall buildings and new jersey has its malls pisa has a leaning tower will it ever fall? the ocean has the fishes london has a tower in holland they have windmills, lots of bikes, and pretty flowers but where, where do they make balloons? oh where, where do they make balloons? balloons balloons balloons balloons spaghetti is from china but italians make it best ants can make an anthill and monkeys make a mess hungary isn't hungry and french fries aren't from france turkeys aren't from turkey they can't fly but they can dance but where, where do they make balloons? oh where, where do they make balloons? |
Sounds rather corny but hey, this one really can work.
Nat King Cole ~~ "Smile" Smile though your heart is aching Smile even though it's breaking When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by If you smile through your fear and sorrow Smile and maybe tomorrow You'll see the sun come shining through for you Light up your face with gladness Hide every trace of sadness Although a tear may be ever so near That's the time you must keep on trying Smile, what's the use of crying? You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just smile That's the time you must keep on trying Smile, what's the use of crying? You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just smile |
Oh yeah, this one fits me to a tee. :rofl:
"I'm Too Sexy" ~~ by Right Said Fred I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song |
Come away with me in the night
Come away with me And I will write you a poem Come away with me on a bus Come away where they can't tempt us With their lies I want to walk with you On a cloudy day In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high So won't you try to come Come away with me and we'll kiss On a mountaintop Come away with me And I'll never stop loving you And I want to wake up with the rain Falling on a tin roof While I'm safe there in your arms So all I ask is for you To come away with me in the night Come away with me |
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling |
Hey, couldn't be a more appropriate song today.
Back Home Again In Indiana Back home again in Indiana and it seems that I can sing The gleaming candle light still shining bright through the Sickamores for me A new born hay sends all its pragnance from the fields I used to roam When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home |
Anybody up for a little McCartney?
Maybe I'm Amazed Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You Love Me All The Time Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Love You Maybe I'm Amazed At The The Way You Pulled Me Out Of Time And Hung Me On A Line Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need You Maybe I'm A Man And Maybe I'm A Lonely Man Who's In The Middle Of Something That He Dosen't Really Understand Maybe I'm A Man And Maybe You're The Only Woman Who Could Ever Help Me Baby Won't You Help Me Understand Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You're With Me All The Time Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Leave You Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You Help Me Sing My Song Right Me When I'm Wrong Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need You |
If You Can't Smile and Say Yes ~~ Nat King Cole
Knock me a kiss, youll never miss When Im ready to go. But if you cant smile and say yes, Please dont cry and say no! Squeeze me a squoze in these fine clothes, Mmmm...i love you so. But if you cant smile and say yes, Please dont cry and say no! When I ask for a date, the answer is no. You dont know what youre saying. Dont you know the wars on, Everything is rationed, How bout that jive, keep me alive? Baby, let bygones be bygones, cause men are scarce as nylons. And if you cant smile and say yes, Please dont cry and say no! ~interlude~ Baby, let bygones be bygones, cause men are scarce as nylons. And if you cant smile and say yes, Please dont cry and say no, no, no, baby Please dont cry and say no. |
I love little pussy,
her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm, So I'll not pull her tail nor drive her away, But pussy and I together will play. |
atomic punk ~ van halen
I am a victim of the science age A child of the storm. Whoa, yeah I can't remember when I was your age For me, it says no more, no more. Nobody rules these streets at night like me! The Atomic Punk! Oh, yeah. Ah-ah! I am the ruler of these netherworlds The underground. Whoa, yeah On every wall and place my fearsome name is hung Just look around. Whoa, yeah Nobody rules these streets at night like me! The Atomic Punk!! Ahhah! (insert some eddie playin like a god) Ohh! I am the ruler of these netherworlds The underground. Oh-oh On every wall and place my fearsome name is hung! Look around. Whoa, yeah! Nobody rules these streets at night like me!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh! The Atomic Punk!!! |
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