OK.

Right now, I need a volunteer to put some lotion on my back

I'm warming the lotion up in my hands as we speak.

Right now I enjoy playing these games with you.

Me too

Right now I need to get to bed soon

Good night. Sweet dreams. Lets play again another day.

Bed is a good option.

trip to paradise...... (yeah still hoping for that)

...answer...and a heavy-duty Louisville Slugger baseball bat capable of beating senseless a stupid parent who has no conscience.

A winning lottery ticket. :)

an asperin

good BBQ'd burger

full body massage

I'll have what she's having (or needing)^^^

Oo! Oo! I'll volunteer!