Ya' want me to get a hernia? The damn things too big for me to lift all by myself. Ya' better help me to put it in there.

There is a time to laugh
There is a time to cry
There is a time to masturbate
So I am going now....goodbye! ....................hehehe!

Hehehe...stop that...that tickles!!!!!

Tickles my fancy that it does, said the Irishman to the lass as she exposed her smooth mounds

Mounds are good to eat, fun to climb and wonderful to visit. :)

Visit me anytime you want...my legs...errrr my door is always open! ;) :D :D

Open your mouth and close your eyes....and you will get a big surprise!!!:D:D

"SURPRISE!!" he shouted as he leapt naked out of the closet

The closet door sends me reeling across the room into the arms of someone soft and curvy.

"Curvy is a good thing" he said softly to himself and all the time looking at the woman's chest.

chest of toys kept at the bottom of the bed contained handcuffs, dildos, vibes, ropes, and lotions

Lotions rubbed in the right places can put smiles on the most unhappy faces

faces lit up at the frat house when the stripper arrived

The stripper arrived first, after being stuffed in every opening by a frathouse 'member'.

a frat house member looks like anyother member but is often attached to a larger asshole:p:p:p (send your hate mail to: Lilith @ don't give a fuck.com):p