Larger assholes are found no where in nature than on the male hippopotamus.

The male hippopotamus, however, is no match for the incredible size of a whale penis.

penis size is totally irrelevant. It is tongue length and dexterity I am concerned with. :p

with out sex life would be as much fun

fun fun fun until Daddy took the T-Bird away

Away over the horizon is a place where sex is non-stop, rugby is played every day and beer flows in streams from the ground

from the ground she looked up at the sexy man extending a hand to help her up, she had always been clumsy but this time it paid off.

off the cuff he remarked "I don't normally make a habit of picking up strange women, but you looked like you needed it"

it is wonderful to have multiple orgasms

orgasms can be distracting if you are driving at the same time

Time is something that should always allowed for when contemplating sex.

contemplating sex is my second favourite pastime

favourite pastime of Welsh men appears to be perving at Pixies and perving not at Pixies

Pixies provides a meeting place for depraved perverted individuals to make friends with like minded lucky people

people are grateful to have met said perverts;)