A dirty woman

I was thinking "egg salad sandwich", but I kinda like what he ^^^ is having. :D

a boobie massage ;)

A box

Neck massage

water on the rocks please

^^^her!

;)

;) ;) woo whooo!!!

I need a cigarette! (and no, I dont smoke)

... her legs wrapped around my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a bazouki or a bazooka

A back and neck rub.

A passionate horny woman!~

hard, stiff
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drink

I was gonna say hug - but I'll get that drink for you right away! ^^

bigger house... I can't cope with the clutter anymore and I don't know how much more I can get rid of.

...few hours alone.

a f*#king cup of coffee

f*#k the cofee i just need a f*#king f*#k

a chocolate buiscuit would be awefully nice too, if anyone could be so kind

A way to send alspal a tin of chocolate biscuits

a chef

His arms around me

Are you getting recipes together for your new cooking show?

A gourmet meal

to lick melted chocolate off someone.

day, week, month or so to catch up with my friends

an asperin really bad

Backrub

temple massage

.....some magic fingers!

day off of work

those

long hot bath

cum-dripping pussy laid out before me like a buffet table, with a big "All You Can Eat" sign flashing above! :D

probing fingers kneeding my back muscles

A boob massage.........is there such a thing?

i only once did a boob massage...because all the other times i think it amounted to foreplay!!

however I am happy to volunteer IWM!!!

haha^^

I need a manicure

as it happens i am doing 2 for on at the moment... free manicure with every boob massage!

i need a customer!!

Walk in the park...but sadly it looks too forbidding out :(