Boy I'm glad to be home from Niagara.

I don't need a coffee

Teenagers are fun!

I always adore my teenager and support her right to live in a pig sty.

I love how fast money can disappear. :(

i am so happy that i can paint a whole house in 2 weeks and the crash shop has taken 8 weeks to paint my car

The longer a business meeting is, the better!

I don't like parks very much.

I wish I put in more time at the office.

I'm not getting tired.

I wish I was at work.

I don't like weekends

I'm not looking forward to going out tonight at all!

It didn't end up being a very good day.

I don't miss coffee!!

how many lies are we allowed to tell?
 

i'm a virgin. i'm very unattractive. i hate performing fellatio and i am terrible at it...at least thats what my ex said. the same goes for kissing. i think masturbation is a sin. anal sex is even worse....

haha i think ill save some for later.

I'm not suddenly intrigued by Smile Beautiful.

I don't need to clean out my garage.

I'm ready to go back to work today.

I think I'll give up retirement and start a whole new career.

Tess I'm not intrigued by women period.

It wasn't fun trying out my new telescope last night.

I'm not jealous of someone's new telescope.

I wasn't amazed by how many more stars I could see looking through it.

i'm not tired

I love politics

Political activity is not needed to run the country.

I don't like music

I need less sleep.

I'm so happy I get to go study excel

I'm jealous of ^^^

Also, I hope the guy across the street turns up his music & I hope the cops weren't already there to ask him to turn it down.

I was tickled when I asked him to turn it down & he offered to go inside to get his other speaker.

I haven't been thinking of strangling him or tossing a brick through his window.

I think I'm in love.

I'm ready for snow and ice

^^^ These posts didn't leave me chuckling! ^^^

I want to design a web site that uses only paper mailings.

I can keep up with the 20somethings!!!!

I am a 20something. :brows:

I'm still sleeping.

I am not waiting for that coffee to finish cooking. :hair: