Unfortunately, I don't think I have access to the desks. :)

Fortunately I'll have more time to myself soon.

Unfortunately I lost a loved one Thursday.

Fortunately you have the Pixies family to comfort you if you need us.

Unfortunately that's not alway enough

Fortunately we are still here if a shoulder is needed to cry on

Unfortunately a shoulder may not be enough.

fortunately i have two shoulders

Unfortunately, shoulders are often not up to the task. Hmmmmmm.

fortunately shoulders can be up to the task hmmmmm

Unfortunately, I need a heaving bosom.

Fortunately, you avatar works well as an advertisement. ;)

Unfortunately, not many Pixies live near denny.

fortunately denny below those two shoulders are two very nice bosoms if you know what I mean?

Unfortunately, denny's not here to see your suggestion. :)