the good new is that Sally will do the bad news so youget the good news next time, lol

The bad news is I have a headache. :(

the GOOD news is tomorrow is a new day and we'll make the best of it

the bad news is tomorrow seems like a long way away even though its 22.45 here!

The good news is that I finally get to give the good news (at least for me) I am on vacation until next Sunday! :jump:

The bad news is that it's only the one week. (But, I'm happy for you anyway, bare4you! :thumb: )

The good news is that I accomplished a major project this weekend.

The bad news is that I'm home alone and nothing to do all day

The good news is we've already accomplished about three things we wanted to get done today. :)

The bad news I'm still home sick. :(

The good news is that maybe you'll get better before the next weekend. :x:

The bad news is that I don't like having to be patient.

The good news patience is usually rewarded

the bad new is that patients need good healthinsurance lol

The good news is that in a medical emergency, humanity wins out and we'll sort out the costs later.

The bad news is that I am working way to many hours and not making anymore money for it!

The good news is your lucky customers and co-workers get to see more of you.

the bad news is... hey still have's seen the parts that we have :)

The good news is that we have been fortunate enough to have seen beauty all around us! :drool:

The bad news is ... ah ... actually I don't see anything wrong with seeing our lovely pixie ladies.

The good news is that this week is almost over.

The bad news is ... I'm drooling on my keyboard. :drool:

The good news is that you can see a doctor about that drooling and get it fixed.

the bad news is that I don't think his problem is medical. ;)

the goodnews is that thismeans its a mental problem...as we are all mental here, you are among friends

The bad news is that I can't disagree with you :rofl:

The good news is that being mental is cured by mind blowing orgasms.

The bad news is that those are few and far between for some.

the good news is that you always have your trusty hand. :D

The bad news is that my hand isn't talking to me right now :jump:

The good news that hands aren't suppose to talk.

The bad news is that I have sooooooooooooo many leaves to rake!

The good news is that I refuse to rake leaves on the grounds that I'm a girl. :D

the bad news is that i hate it when someone cries "rake"

The good news is that leaves don't care which gender rakes them. :D

the bad news is that the female gender do care!!

The good news is your smart!

bad news if i am that smart, how cum i clear all the leaves!

The good news is that it's good exercise for you. Not for me of course. ;)

The bad news is that we don't get to exercise all of our muscles all the time.