I've got my cup in hand so you can pour.

I dislike coffee

I'm not hungry.

I'm not bored and wishing that something erotic would occur.

I'm so not tired and going to bed now.......

Me either!^^^^^^^*stifles yawn*

*night sexy :x:*

I really hate listening to music

I like sleeping late

I hated giving him that hand job this morning.

I'm glad I wasn't there.

















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I prefer the work week to the weekend.

I sure hope it rains all day.

I am not craving a large mocha latte from the brand new Starbucks that just opened down the road.

I don't need to run to the store.

I don't have a headache the size of Texas pounding over my left eye.

I brought on that headache by forcing her to have non-stop orgasms for an hour.

I don't need to get to sleep.

I'm not going to see "Scoop" this evening. :)

I'm not watching the two MIB shows back-to-back.

I'm fully clothed.

I'm still sleeping

It is not raining outside.

There will be no more hurricanes this century.

Our kids never ask for money.

I HATE how the wonderful Pixies ladies compliment me.

The power hasn't been out for ages.

I don't like nudity.

I didn't get sunburned working the carwash.

I don't care about documentaries

I love dieting so much

i need to eat more carbs

I'm the model for all the modern day Buddha figurines.

I think I'll practice shoveling snow today.

I know someone broke in & ate all those Tostitos in my cupboard.

Also, I'm like my sister. Chips go stale in my house.

I stood outside and blew away the hurricane.

I really really hate music

I think this year I'll double-pay all my tax bills.

I love cane toads

I am a trained dancer. :)