An elephant's child- who was full of 'satiable curiosity.

Kipling.

curiosity

Curiosity killed the cat.

cat

The trouble with a kitten is
THAT
Eventually it becomes a
CAT

~ Ogden Nash

The

The ONLY thing WE HAVE to DO is pay taxes and die!

'It was as true' said Mr Barkiss 'as taxes is. And nothing's

truer than them.'

Dickens (again)

is

Octopus, of thee I begs,
Is they arms, or is they legs?

Ogden Nash (again)

(Duke) Sire, the peasants demand the right to bear arms.

(King) Well, rip their sleeves off.

Wizard of Id (worked better with the pictures)

right

Lisa: Bart, why did you take the blame?

Bart: Cause I didn't want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, no matter what anyone says. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.

~ The Simpsons

If you can smile in the face of insurmountable adversity- you've already picked someone else to blame.

(conventional wisdom)

someone

All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific.

all

All rivers are at the edge of chaos. Their paths change by natural sinuosity, for which there is a mathematical formula. Stand on any river bank for long enough and you will drown - not because you fall in, but because the river will come to get you.

~ Dr. Steve Jones

a dream is like a river everchanging as it flows and the dreamer is just a vessel that must follow where it goes

-Garth Brooks

America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream.

~ William Burroughs

The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she,

Who thicks man's blood with cold.

Coleridge

Welcome to my Nightmare, think you're gonna like it

- Alice Cooper