I teach ballet when I'm not playing football.

I have had the most productive day.

I didn't have fun at all at our family picnic.

I don't wish he would take me to bed and.............:brows:

You want him to BLINK HIS EYES AT YOU! :yikes:

Well I don't want him to make mad, passionate love to me!

Nights are far too long, they interfer with work.

I wish I had fewer long weekends.

Gasoline is way too cheap.

I think we should all take advantage of the great deals on huge trucks and SUVs while we can.

Nice weather is for wimps.

I just LOVE documentation!

I did't just mow my lawn.

I'm really a fairy princess in disguise.

That makes 2 of us!

It's not 3:42AM.

I have not eaten today.

I didn't go for a long walk today with my wife.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow!

I slept too long this morning.

I wish I was in the office.

I'm a much sought ater, highly paid, male prostitute.

I always eat spaghetti for breakfast

mr kinkys' obsession is not his car

I find life tedious.

I don't need to run to the store today.

I will not try to take a nap this afternoon.

I don't have anything to do today.

^^^^ He's using my car. :)

I have no family matters to tend to.

Mr. Trump bought so many incorrect items when he did my grocery shopping that I made him go back and do it again... and then I fired him!

I think we should have a six-day work week.

I'm a highly paid phone sex operator.

I don't miss Pixies when I'm gone.

I'm not surprised owing to your time here

I underlined all the words in a text book that are missing the letter "U," like honor, color, and favorite.

I'm thinking of joining the Foreign Legion.