Toys are for kids as ... a Riding crop is to a Mistress.


Fingers are to Masturbation as ...

Fingers are to Masturbation as ... a mouth is to oral sex.

Pixies pictures are to Pixies as ...

.... drugs are to addicts.


Rain is to mud puddles as.....

Rain is to mud puddles as ..... cum is to wet sheets.

Elves are to Lord of the Rings as ....

.... ants are to picnics.


Wrapping paper is to gifts as....

... bows are to wrapped gifts. :D

A scratch is to an itch as ...

A scratch is to an itch as ... as kiss is to a boo-boo.



A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....

A lick is to an ice cream cone as.....a bite is to a chocolate bar.

Gas is to beans as ...

Gas is to beans as ..... burps are to soda/beer.


Lobster is to Maine as.....

Crawfish is to Louisiana.


Odd is to strange as....

Odd is to strange as.... pretty is to beautiful.


Millionaire is to rich as.....

... pennyless is to poor.

Fevers are to colds like ...

Fevers are to colds like ..... rash is to poison ivy.


Salt is to pepper as.....

Salt is to pepper as ... grease is to bacon.

Gloves are to hands like ...

Gloves are to hands like ... socks are to feet.


Calloused hands are to hard worker as.....