I love that answer. :roflmao:

I'm trying to remember. I suppose I have been caught, but, other than my wife (and I don't think she cared :shrug:), I can't remember when. Maybe I need to try harder, too.

It's easier to get caught now that Mrs. WI lost 84 lbs and I can't hear her coming up the steps.

Now I need to install quiet light switches and then oil the hinges on the bedroom door.

This is turning into another project. :/

My ex gf hated my masturbation habits and yelled at me when she caught me.

Now I get in from work at7 am, rub 3 or 4 out and go to bed most every day beside Marlboro, who has actually hit himself in the penis trying to protect himself from my wandering hands.....

Caught – but not on record…
 

Early in the summer after my Freshman year of college, I was home for a weekend. As any red blooded eighteen-year-old male would be doing at least a couple times each weekend, I ended up getting busy in my bedroom to one of my magazines in my extensive collection at the time.

As the pace was picking up, I realized that my door had opened up a crack. I was too far into it to stop and get up and close the door. However, it was then that I realized my mother was outside the door watching me. I stopped for a brief second, but then realized how much the idea excited me. I continued for at least a couple more minutes and she stayed there watching the whole time. Eventually I ended up coming harder than ever. Afterword, I could see the shadow of her leaving.

Every time I was home after that, I made sure I left the door open a crack whenever I satisfied myself. Many times I know she was there. in fact, it soon became obvious that she was actually masturbating on the other side of the door. Likewise, I started to notice that her bedroom door was left open a crack. I went to the doorway and was able to watch her as she masturbated herself.

This went on several times, and it was only going to be a matter of time before one of us pushed the door open and made a move. Shortly after that, I ended up breaking my neck in an accident and became paralyzed.

However, all is not lost. Shortly after my accident I was home again to recover. It did not take long for my mother and I to ultimately end up together despite my disability.

In fact, I cherish that time so much that I've written a formal erotic story and I'm always happy to share if anyone wants to read more.

It was during overtime, when I was playing with my tits and a co-worker walked in on me. I was so horny, I didn't care and I let him play with my tits.

About twice a week in the shower. We both don't really care. It just gives us another reason to get it on. Horny is horny :buttsex: